DRIVE AROUND, PLEASE

One night J. D. Roberts, an agent for the Drug Enforcement Agency,
was involved in a raid on a drug house that was doing a brisk
business in marijuana sales. He and the other agents were dressed in
black "battle" fatigues with "Narcotics Agent" stenciled on them.
Local uniformed officers in marked police cruisers also took part in
the raid.

Roberts and his team easily entered the house and apprehended the
suspect. Several hundred pounds of marijuana were confiscated
without incident. Within minutes the officers were collecting
evidence and finishing up at the scene.

As Roberts started out the front door, he noticed a pickup truck
parked behind one of the marked police cruisers in front of the
house. Two long-haired individuals got out of the pickup and
strolled past the police cruisers parked in the driveway, then
walked up to Roberts and his partner.

"Hey man, he still selling pot?" Roberts looked at his partner, then
back at the guy. "Yeah, he is. Just go around and knock on the back
door." "Cool." The two men nodded and walked on.

Roberts watched in amazement as the two individuals sauntered around
to the rear of the house. Roberts radioed the officers still inside
the house that they had customers at the back door.

The uniformed officers inside quickly hid while one plainclothes
detective answered the door. The new customers asked where the old
owner was, and the officer explained that the owner had stepped out
but that he could help them.

They requested a fifty-dollar bag of marijuana. The officer went to
the next room, grabbed a handful from the four hundred pounds of pot
they had just confiscated and stuffed it into a plastic bag. The two
customers were ecstatic. They thanked the officer for his
generosity.

Roberts and his partner were still in the drive way, still wearing
the black battle fatigues with "Narcotics Agent" stenciled on their
chests, when the two customers headed back to their pickup,
oblivious to the uniformed officers and the two marked police
cruisers in the driveway.

Finally, Roberts walked up to the two satisfied customers and
arrested them. The agents reconfiscated the dope and impounded the
pickup - just as another prospective customer pulled up.

Roberts decided this was too easy to ignore. "We moved the two
cruisers and started putting the impounded vehicles in the back. We
make about fourteen more sales and arrests that night. By the time
we were through, the backyard was filled with cars. It was the
darnedest impromptu sting I've ever seen."

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They just aren't very bright.

WOW, those people MUST have been pretty stupid or just know sever crooked cops LOL Can't say it about ALL potheads though...I've known several who are quite intelligent and you'd never guess they smoke.

Perhaps.

But, of all the ones I have personally known, the vast majority of them, no matter how intelligent in the beginning, wind up like those guys....lol

lol Well that sucks for them :P

true enough...lol

od...with the economy da way it is dey should just legalize weed. lol

ov crse dey shud.

Unless it makes you write like that.

I'll agree. Should be like beer, limited to certain ages, not allowed to do it at work or drive a vehicle under the influence. The thing is, it would make money for the economy rather than the drug dealer and their world. Besides, it's a farely harmless drug from what I've seen and used to experience...not hallucinogenic, doesn't cause people to do crazy crap like talk to themselves on the street corner late at night all tweeked out like methamphetamines. Either way, whether it's made legal or not, it's going to keep on circulating.

The saddest part is that this probably is a true story, even worse, I probably know the people.

I would have figured the cops were in on it.

Yeah, that'd be a good post...Who doesn't know a crooked or at least "slightly crooked" cop? How many people would say they do compared to the ones who don't?

I've never been arrested by a cop that wasn't crooked.

Yeah, I was thinking the potheads may have seen officers in uniform there before buying and not thought anything of it.. or they could be stupid, But stupid isnt an absolute affect of pot smoking,, The founder of Virgin used it
Stephen King used it
Barack Obama used it
Michael Bloomberg,, Ted Turner


actually I would bet that the numbers who smoke marijuana are not far off from those who drink or smoke cigs... I dont smoke, but never understood the big whoop surrounding those who do.

what a turn of fortune for the justice system, good thing we caught those pot heads, now they can't endanger other people with their giggling. o hey wait a minute, what is that in the sky....is that....is that a huge ego...wow..where did that come from lol.

wow

Damn stoners.

<(((((((@

It makes me feel very safe and protected to know that instead of being out crusing around looking for killers, rapists, and robbers, a dozen or so of our finest were hiding in a drug house busting stoners for buying fifty dollar bags of weed.

Well (as they said about Clinton 'lying under oath) , they WERE breaking the law......