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I have a rodent invader. I've spotted him 3 times this past week. This morning he ran right over my feet. Bastard is gettin' bold. Well, let me tell ya', tomorrow I'm gonna' suit up and hunt him down like I'm Elmer Fudd before he gets nice, plump, and cozy. God...he might wanna' start a family...Ugh!
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Just pick up a stray cat.
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Be vewy vewy qwiet -we're hunting wodents hahahaha
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I'm not allowed pets here.
 What...should I serve my visitor an eviction notice...taped to a D-Con trap loaded with cheese?
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I bet its my ex wifes divorce attorny!!
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I'm not allowed pets here. What...should I serve my visitor an eviction notice...taped to a D-Con trap loaded with cheese?
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I came home one time to a 10 gallon bucket full of baby mice...hehe. They had apparently been born under my dryer and ventured out and into the dog food bucket and couldn't get back out. I let them stay there until my ex-husband came home and he fixed the problem. I don't know how, I didn't ask......
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I have a rodent invader. I've spotted him 3 times this past week. This morning he ran right over my feet. Bastard is gettin' bold. Well, let me tell ya', tomorrow I'm gonna' suit up and hunt him down like I'm Elmer Fudd before he gets nice, plump, and cozy. God...he might wanna' start a family...Ugh!
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I'm not allowed pets here. What...should I serve my visitor an eviction notice...taped to a D-Con trap loaded with cheese?
Tell your landlord that if he kept his building rodent free you wouldn't need to hire a cat to get them out of your apartment. |
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Yea...I like cats, don't get me wrong, but they bring along problems of their own.
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Good solution is a bucket half filled with water and some bird seed floating on top, with a ramp that goes up to the rim. Mice climb the ramp to get the seeds fall in the bucket and can't get out.
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Good solution is a bucket half filled with water and some bird seed floating on top, with a ramp that goes up to the rim. Mice climb the ramp to get the seeds fall in the bucket and can't get out.
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And if it don't drown you can turn it into a pet and really piss off your landlord.
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Put ketchup on your toes before you go to bed
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That should do it. 
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That should do it.
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Naw man......just show it some love! Ghandi would worship it. Jesus would accept it. Buddha would smile upon it.
It just wants to nibble some food. Be warm. Crap and pee wherever it feels like and make a few dozen babies. Besides, it does serve a useful purpose.....when you go to sleep....it quietly creeps up and nibbles your eye boogers so you don't have to bother with them. Think about it.......have you had eye boogers lately? |
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Naw man......just show it some love! Ghandi would worship it. Jesus would accept it. Buddha would smile upon it. It just wants to nibble some food. Be warm. Crap and pee wherever it feels like and make a few dozen babies. Besides, it does serve a useful purpose.....when you go to sleep....it quietly creeps up and nibbles your eye boogers so you don't have to bother with them. Think about it.......have you had eye boogers lately?
How ya' been, bro?
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I am good Dic. Just grooving along doing my thang.
So............you didn't answer the question. You have been waking up with no eye boogers haven't you? |
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