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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
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Wed 12/16/09 01:14 AM
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A young man is coming home from a nightclub with a lady for the first time.
He's never had sex before and knows nothing about 'these things'. The lady says to him, 'Just relax, I'm gonna do what is called a 69er'. This sounds okay so he tries it out. A few seconds into it... the lady rips off the hugest fart, but before she can apologize, the young man gets up and walks out, saying, "Stuff this, I can't handle another 68 of those!" 
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The funniest part is I know someone that something like this would happen to, and that's exactly what he would say.
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The funniest part is I know someone that something like this would happen to, and that's exactly what he would say.
I'd really hate to be that naive ! |
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omg!
I knew a gal who went for the nasty at a party at her house and she accidentally threw up all over the guy!!! I'll take the broken wind over that any day!!!
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omg! I knew a gal who went for the nasty at a party at her house and she accidentally threw up all over the guy!!! I'll take the broken wind over that any day!!!
I agree with you...the wind would be the least of the 2 evils! 
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A young man is coming home from a nightclub with a lady for the first time. He's never had sex before and knows nothing about 'these things'. The lady says to him, 'Just relax, I'm gonna do what is called a 69er'. This sounds okay so he tries it out. A few seconds into it... the lady rips off the hugest fart, but before she can apologize, the young man gets up and walks out, saying, "Stuff this, I can't handle another 68 of those!"
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