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| Topic: THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green | |
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Big Bird! Is he still around? I think I still have a feather I stole from his tail.....  
I'll be sure not to include that in the interview. That's right! Dammit! I'm a journalist, not a stinking rat!! 
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Maybe I'll let it slip when I write my memoirs.....
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Maybe I'll let it slip when I write my memoirs.....
Bah! You better damn well not!! This isn't how journalism is done!! No, no way!!
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Maybe I can be bribed....
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Maybe I can be bribed....
We might be able to arrange some kind of deal...
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Squeeeeee.....btw, have you started reading my novel yet?
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Squeeeeee.....btw, have you started reading my novel yet?
No, I've been busy trying to find a job...haven't even come back to JaG's book. Damn this real world, dammit all!! I'm only a man!! Not a machine, I'm not a machine!!!
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I'm sure the stoop people will be pleased to hear that, they thought you didn't have a heart, leaving them with just the one candle.
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I'm sure the stoop people will be pleased to hear that, they thought you didn't have a heart, leaving them with just the one candle.
And they should be damn happy with that one candle!
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I think I'll kidnap them and bring them over to my stoop, we have more candles, electric blankies, and wi-fi.......
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I think I'll kidnap them and bring them over to my stoop, we have more candles, electric blankies, and wi-fi.......
Now tell me...WTF do stoop people need wi-fi for?
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To reach the outside world, to keep in touch with loved ones, to play online games of WOW.
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To reach the outside world, to keep in touch with loved ones, to play online games of WOW.
FFS...
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He is not a fink!
He is a rat though. |
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No one should be without wi-fi. That's just cruel and unusual.
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"I think Kermit was twisted up in Elmo's mess, the reason Elmo was so careful and eccentric about things was simple...he was a hitman. I know, I know, Elmo? Hitman? Haha, right...but hear me out. Kermit didn't start getting messed up in all of these National Enquirer stories until he started hanging out with Elmo even further, Elmo was always the one watching out...sure he used Miss Piggy as an excuse...but he was cold, just a cold furry red thing..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. 
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"I still remember that birthday party that Kermit was performing at...scared the kids half to death then tried to pass it off as he must of ate something bad...everyone knew it was the drugs, I just don't think anyone wanted to admit it..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. 
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Did no one call for an intervention?
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
on
Sat 01/30/10 11:19 PM
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Did no one call for an intervention? It was attempted several times, more often than not he agreed but dropped out mid-program. |
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