Topic: THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green | |
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Never pegged him for a quitter. Tsk, tsk, you think you know people.
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"I personally think it started with Kermit's father, as soon as Kermit hit it big his father was soaking up the benefits...money, drugs, women, it really was just downhill from there. Then Kermit started hanging out with Elmo, and Elmo just fell into the life...Elmo was just more violent than Kermit was..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"Haha, I take it that Kermit never hit you with the 'let's stretch' pick-up line? ****ing scary frog, man, ****ing scary..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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He looks so cute lying there. I want to pick him up and diaper his bottom.
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Thu 02/04/10 02:27 PM
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"I still remember when those incriminating pictures surfaced all over the tabloids...really? Who brings a video camera when they are going to be doing drugs? Much less records themself rolling a joint..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"I still remember when those incriminating pictures surfaced all over the tabloids...really? Who brings a video camera when they are going to be doing drugs? Much less records themself rolling a joint..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"For the most part all Kermit did there for awhile was eat, smoke, drink, and snort coke. It was sad to see, really, he was on top of the world one moment...and the next, he was all over tabloids refuting abuse allegations and substance abuse. I don't know what got into him, hopefully he will get the help he needs wherever he is now..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"I still remember when those incriminating pictures surfaced all over the tabloids...really? Who brings a video camera when they are going to be doing drugs? Much less records themself rolling a joint..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I'm always amazed at what people will film themselves doing. And then put it up on the internet. |
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"I still remember when those incriminating pictures surfaced all over the tabloids...really? Who brings a video camera when they are going to be doing drugs? Much less records themself rolling a joint..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. I'm always amazed at what people will film themselves doing. And then put it up on the internet. I'm running low on incriminating photos. Going to have to dig deep, luckily Kermit is far more popular to parody than Elmo is. |
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I'm running low on incriminating photos. Going to have to dig deep, luckily Kermit is far more popular to parody than Elmo is. Elmo annoys the crap out of me. His voice is like fingernails down a chalkboard. |
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I'm running low on incriminating photos. Going to have to dig deep, luckily Kermit is far more popular to parody than Elmo is. Elmo annoys the crap out of me. His voice is like fingernails down a chalkboard. Yeah, my little sister had one of those bloody Tickle Me Elmo dolls...Good God was that annoying as hell every single day. |
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I always wanted a tickle me elmo.
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"I don't even think Kermit had a father, he just had that old guy that always yelled at him when he would screw up...that can't be healthy, can it? Don't know, seemed to of ****ed Kermit up well enough..."
--Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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"I don't even think Kermit had a father, he just had that old guy that always yelled at him when he would screw up...that can't be healthy, can it? Don't know, seemed to of ****ed Kermit up well enough..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. |
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Kermie's back!!!
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"I don't even think Kermit had a father, he just had that old guy that always yelled at him when he would screw up...that can't be healthy, can it? Don't know, seemed to of ****ed Kermit up well enough..." --Excerpt, THS: It Ain't Easy Being Green. What genetics? He had an old guy that yelled at him all of the time...his real father disappeared before his birth, and was also father to Fozzie. How is that for genetics. |
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I bet his mom was hot and had great legs....
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and was also father to Fozzie. How is that for genetics. Wasn't Fozzie the one who made him perform a sexual favor for his drugs? No....that was that dog that played the piano. Never mind. |
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I think I just,...like....pissed my pants!
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