One of my favourites, goes w/ your mornin' constitutional. ...

ablution - ab·lu·tion (-blshn, -bl-)
n.
1. A washing or cleansing of the body, especially as part of a religious rite.
2. The liquid so used.

[Middle English ablucioun, from Latin ablti, abltin-, from abltus, past participle of abluere, to wash away : ab-, away; see ab-1 + -luere, to wash; see leu()- in Indo-European roots.]


ablution - [əˈbluːʃən]
n
1. (Christianity / Ecclesiastical Terms) the ritual washing of a priest's hands or of sacred vessels
2. (often plural) the act of washing (esp in the phrase perform one's ablutions)
3. (Military) (plural) Military informal a washing place

[ultimately from Latin ablūere to wash away]

ablutionary adj

psellism- defective or indistinct pronunciation (e.g. stammering lisping, mumbling or garbling one's words)..

I know I've been accused of psellism plenty of times.. I'm a mumbler apparently

Creepy

when some one does something you dont want...

She was very creepy tonight when she was doing that

or we could use these words to describe it...

nightmarish, ominous, shuddersome, sinister

Whorish maybe

and then there's that not often used word..


or these even

call girl, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, hooker, hussy, lady of the evening, loose woman, nymphomaniac, painted woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tramp, whore

Damn thats alot of words for one person but they all fit

I told my buddy kyle about the deadman, the meat eating dog , and the headbutter he was rolling...he damn I need to hang out with you...i said why?

b/c you'd bring some excitement to his life I'm not sure you told us about the man eating dog, did you? If not tell in the hotel, I gotta hear this one..

Sorry

thats when you feel bad about messing up someones thread

Nothing is messed up...

Persnickety

-Fussy about small details, fastidious
-Having the characteristics of a snob
-Requiring great precision

good one NW

Hobbledehoy - The awkward stage between a boy and a man.

Hullabaloo

The word hullabaloo is an English noun meaning an uproar or fuss.

Zygote

A mini baby.

Wigwag

To rock back and forth.

Britches - another word for trousers

Trews, yet another word for trousers.