..i heard that santa's on that "rock"
all our presents are in hock
he pawned them all.. to get high..
even the reindeer are hooked
..and now they don't fly
..so it looks,like no presents
under my tree
'cause santas a crackhead wannabe

..thats what i said..
santas a crackhead wannabe
and now there are no presents for me
..and he doesn't use the chimney,.no more
he's into home invasions..
and breaking down doors

and instead of giving,
...he's stealing from me
'cause santas a crack head wannabe...

What ...


... I forgot to mention LOTSA land w/ that house and a fleet of fine horses!

... ... Hurry, Santa ...

He is getting me a digital camera...finally

Well I dont know about santa, I probably get Fou fou juice from the kiddos. I am hoping santa will finally put that man for me under the tree. If not a job will do just fine.