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      What are signals most men miss on a date? Personally? I suck at reading signs, I'd rather you just be straight...if you aint dig'n me...tell me. aint gonna hurt my feelings none...okay, i'll cry when i get home but you wont know. hahahaha
 
  one woman kept nibbling on my ear in the car.....i figured she was hungry so i took her to dinner..wtf?  | 
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      I can't really answer that.  I'm pretty upfront and speak my mind.  I don't even try to read signals myself.  I will come right out and ask
     
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     LOL...I have a feeling she didn't want food   
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      I'm pretty direct although I will generally wait until the guy makes the first move.  But, after a few glasses of wine I may get impatient and just spit out how I feel or what I want.  
     
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      Just grab em in the biscuits...if they let you, they like you and want more...if they slap you...they might still like it. They might just be kinky 
        
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     Just grab em in the biscuits...if they let you, they like you and want more...if they slap you...they might still like it. They might just be kinky       
    
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     Just grab em in the biscuits...if they let you, they like you and want more...if they slap you...they might still like it. They might just be kinky       
I once tried that, it didnt workout. Although, I did make some new friends in the county.  | 
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     What are signals most men miss on a date? Personally? I suck at reading signs, I'd rather you just be straight...if you aint dig'n me...tell me. aint gonna hurt my feelings none...okay, i'll cry when i get home but you wont know. hahahaha one woman kept nibbling on my ear in the car.....i figured she was hungry so i took her to dinner..wtf? she wanted a hot dog.....  | 
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     What are signals most men miss on a date? Personally? I suck at reading signs, I'd rather you just be straight...if you aint dig'n me...tell me. aint gonna hurt my feelings none...okay, i'll cry when i get home but you wont know. hahahaha one woman kept nibbling on my ear in the car.....i figured she was hungry so i took her to dinner..wtf? she wanted a hot dog..... i tried giving her one....she said not THAT "hot dog".....how many hot dogs are there? hmmmmm   
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     What are signals most men miss on a date? Personally? I suck at reading signs, I'd rather you just be straight...if you aint dig'n me...tell me. aint gonna hurt my feelings none...okay, i'll cry when i get home but you wont know. hahahaha one woman kept nibbling on my ear in the car.....i figured she was hungry so i took her to dinner..wtf? I never could read signals or signs. I just go through intersections with my horn going.  | 
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     What are signals most men miss on a date? Personally? I suck at reading signs, I'd rather you just be straight...if you aint dig'n me...tell me. aint gonna hurt my feelings none...okay, i'll cry when i get home but you wont know. hahahaha one woman kept nibbling on my ear in the car.....i figured she was hungry so i took her to dinner..wtf? I never could read signals or signs. I just go through intersections with my horn going.   
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      If she doesn't check my package out within five minutes of the date, she will get herself a cab. 
    
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     If she doesn't check my package out within five minutes of the date, she will get herself a cab.   
THATS MESSED UP!!!! you give her five minutes? dang you are patient  | 
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     If she doesn't check my package out within five minutes of the date, she will get herself a cab.   
THATS MESSED UP!!!! you give her five minutes? dang you are patient Called Goof's five minute rule. You don't pass it, you are out!     
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      Women give signals?   Really?  This might have some relationship to my current status.
     
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      I usually hold up signs saying ....  GO! or STOP! or YEILD!  or even RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!    
         
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      Hnmmmm ... That you are NOT my Daddy? ... 
    
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     Hnmmmm ... That you are NOT my Daddy? ...   
  
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      Well, I'm pretty direct and prefer men that are too, but the usual signals that she might be into you ~ and the date ~ are:
 
    Eye contact
  Smiling
  Actually listening to what you're saying and participating in the conversation
And, of course, there's the old stand-bys of her touching you or flipping her hair   
Or...she just leans in and plants a wet one on you!!   
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 Smiling
 Actually listening to what you're saying and participating in the conversation