Topic: MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES
uk1971's photo
Fri 12/11/09 02:53 AM
One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,'
I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back,
'OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb....



A couple are lying in bed.
The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........


'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
'honey, what do you think the
neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,'
she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN



Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder
'Instruction Manuals'




MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES


bigsmile :banana:

lejh16's photo
Fri 12/11/09 03:19 AM
some good ones there x

no photo
Fri 12/11/09 07:08 AM
hee..hee..:wink: laugh :banana:

mbcasey's photo
Fri 12/11/09 08:16 AM
laugh laugh

Motevia's photo
Fri 12/11/09 09:25 AM
rofl Love it!

popcornncoke's photo
Sun 12/13/09 09:03 PM
Very Good Tom MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers

BonnyMiss's photo
Mon 12/14/09 12:40 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh Thanks for the chuckle muscle recipie Tom.

harrypotter2's photo
Fri 12/18/09 03:46 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 12/18/09 06:17 AM

BABCHI's photo
Fri 12/18/09 07:00 AM
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great to start my day with a good laugh.