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Not that there's anything wrong with it... but here's an amusing song:
Here we are Dear old friends You and i drunk again laughs have been had tears have been shed maybe the whiskey has gone to my head but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you'd be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants its not that i dont care i do i just dont see myself in you another time another scene i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean coz if i were gay i would give soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole... being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls But I'm Not gay so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand we've never hugged we've never kissed i've never been intimate with your fist you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers ~Stephen Lynch What would your life be like? If you were gay? Not saying you are, just a thought experiment. |
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Not that there's anything wrong with it... but here's an amusing song: Here we are Dear old friends You and i drunk again laughs have been had tears have been shed maybe the whiskey has gone to my head but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you'd be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants its not that i dont care i do i just dont see myself in you another time another scene i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean coz if i were gay i would give soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole... being and if i were gay we would tear down the walls But I'm Not gay so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand we've never hugged we've never kissed i've never been intimate with your fist you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers ~Stephen Lynch What would your life be like? If you were gay? Not saying you are, just a thought experiment. clever poem,,depends upon the definition of gay, I guess. If it is based in attraction,,than I am gay and straight,, or bi. If I were ONLY attracted to the same gender however, I guess I would have to be celibate and that would probably be difficult. |
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I'll be honest with you, if I were gay, I'd be one picky gay man. I would still like sports and manly things, and they would have to accept me for it. But if they were too hairy, ugly, or their breath stinks, or they easily got upset over minutia, sorry dude, it's over.
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I'll be honest with you, if I were gay, I'd be one picky gay man. I would still like sports and manly things, and they would have to accept me for it. But if they were too hairy, ugly, or their breath stinks, or they easily got upset over minutia, sorry dude, it's over.
I understand, I prefer feminine women, I wouldnt want too much hair or stinky breath either,,lol |
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Edited by
XenomorphEyez
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Thu 12/10/09 06:49 AM
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LOL funny song.
I could never be gay. I love the penis too much. If I was a guy, I would be gay. I would rather watch 2 men having sex than 2 women. Women do nothing for me sexually and we bleed. Like I want to deal with that. Plus I don't get the whole scissor thing. 
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Edited by
msharmony
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Thu 12/10/09 07:42 AM
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LOL funny song. I could never be gay. I love the penis too much. If I was a guy, I would be gay. I would rather watch 2 men having sex than 2 women. Women do nothing for me sexually and we bleed. Like I want to deal with that. Plus I don't get the whole scissor thing.
I feel opposite,,,women are soft and beautiful and being caressed(which is mostly all they can do with each other) is a lovely gestrue. Men are hard and rugged and actually penetrating each other,,,,its just an EWWWWW visual for me. And before I get grief for my comments,, I live a heterosexual lifestyle, I am only discussing attractions in this thread. |
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I feel opposite,,,women are soft and beautiful and being caressed(which is mostly all they can do with each other) is a lovely gestrue. Men are hard and rugged and actually penetrating each other,,,,its just an EWWWWW visual for me. Which is exactly why I couldn't be a lesbian.. I'm not knocking lesbians, but I need a real penis. Toys are not the same thing. Lesbian sex....a lovely gesture. I think that should be a tshirt.
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I feel opposite,,,women are soft and beautiful and being caressed(which is mostly all they can do with each other) is a lovely gestrue. Men are hard and rugged and actually penetrating each other,,,,its just an EWWWWW visual for me. Which is exactly why I couldn't be a lesbian.. I'm not knocking lesbians, but I need a real penis. Toys are not the same thing. Lesbian sex....a lovely gesture. I think that should be a tshirt.
lol, ur nuts |
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And before I get grief for my comments,, I live a heterosexual lifestyle, I am only discussing attractions in this thread. uh huh. right mspretty. riiiiiiiiiight. lol. |
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Lesbian sex....a lovely gesture. I think that should be a tshirt.
ya think if i get such a t shirt i'll experience that threesome fantasy that i and all men have? 
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I can't imagine being Gay!! how could any Guy get turned on by another mans hairy A S S??????
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you callin my azz hairy?
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I am gay and I can't figure out for the life of me how guys get turned on by women. Sorry ladies you just don't do it for me. Before coming out, I tried to date women, mostly to hide my attraction to men (I am not proud of that).
I like my men rugged and attractive (not gorgeous but attractive and my idea of attractive is probly different from someone elses). Effeminate men do nothing for me, if I wanted a girl i'd date one lol. |
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"I can't figure out for the life of me how guys get turned on by women."
But But Dude? They're women.... porcelain skin.. They smell amazing they wrap themselves around us like rubber bands... Whoa I gotta go   
PS I'd be gay for Elvis... thats it thats all.. As long as I don't hafta touch him ....I'm good |
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Thu 12/10/09 02:48 PM
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Double post
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ya think if i get such a t shirt i'll experience that threesome fantasy that i and all men have?
I hate to inform you but lesbians don't want anything to do with you.
I am gay and I can't figure out for the life of me how guys get turned on by women. Sorry ladies you just don't do it for me. Before coming out, I tried to date women, mostly to hide my attraction to men (I am not proud of that). I like my men rugged and attractive (not gorgeous but attractive and my idea of attractive is probly different from someone elses). Effeminate men do nothing for me, if I wanted a girl i'd date one lol. I'm with you. Bring on the men!
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I can't imagine being Gay!! how could any Guy get turned on by another mans hairy A S S??????
A typical response, one I hear from most homophobic hetero men. Problem is, the women don't seem to mind our "hairy" posteriors, so why is it so hard to fathom that a man could. You could always go out and by a Venus Triple Blade razor if that's a problem.
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"I can't figure out for the life of me how guys get turned on by women." But But Dude? They're women.... porcelain skin.. They smell amazing they wrap themselves around us like rubber bands... Whoa I gotta go
PS I'd be gay for Elvis... thats it thats all.. As long as I don't hafta touch him ....I'm good men can smell pretty amazing too ya know, and my last bf was pretty good at the rubber band thing lol P.S. (I'm gonna hang for this but oh wel..) I hate elvis lol |
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IF guys werent to be turned on by women, we wouldnt be here.
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IF guys werent to be turned on by women, we wouldnt be here. Women are here for the guys that are turned on by women, as for me, sorry but women just don't do it. |
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