There was this really optimisic guy, his name was Tom and so matter what happened he would allways just say it could have been worse.
This really made Toms friends mad so one day they decided to make up a strory so bad even Tom couldnt see any way possible it could be worse.
So George walks up to Tom and say's, hey Tom did you hear about Frank?
He walked in on his wife having sex with another man last night and he killed them both and then himself, and Tom said oh well it could have been worse.
And apsolutly flaberghasted George asks how could that possibly have been worse and Frank reply, well if it had of been the night before id be dead instead.

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