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Chuck Norris thinks otherwise
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 12/03/09 04:57 PM
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Ha! Chuck Norris.
I'm getting an idea now who he could have been. I still don't know per se, but this clip helped me along the long road to learn who he was. Who's the chick? |
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One time is way too many!
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The first time a man ever laid his hand on me, would be the last time. That is one thing, no matter how much I may love him, I won't stand for. I also don't think it's right for a woman to hit a man either.
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Chuck Norris thinks otherwise
Haha! Don't **** with the chuck! 
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There are some legal, moral, and humanitarian situation under which it is not only allowed, but desirable to hit a woman.
1. Say she's in a cave running from pursuers. You are on her side, and a big giant crocodile jumps you. She wants to shriek, but that would give her location away to the pursuers. So you smack her on the mouth when you see her take a large gulp of breath in to scream. While she's picking up, you finish off the crockodile and run with her towards the other end of the tunnel. 2. You are dining with her, and she's inhaled a tomato. She's gone breathless so long, that the Alzheimer's maneuvre won't be applicable, she'd choke and die by the time you finished the maneuvre. Your only choice is to hit her back, to get her to caugh up the half-chewed piece of tomato, and save her life. And guess what: that's exactly what you do, and you're a hero for hitting a woman. 3. In the nineteen fifties, you're an obstetrician. (I hope I spelled it right.) You're helping a woman give birth. The baby is grunted out; you hold the baby by the leg and hit her touche in order to get her to start breathing. Voila, another nice way to hit a woman (baby girl, but still, a female.) 4. You and your lady are walking through a minefield, because your tour guide in the Philippines was an azzole. You see your lady stepping straight on top of a fuse -- you don't have time, you smack her away from stepping on it. Hero, again. |
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I got hit by a woman (girl) in Grade seven in dance school, because I uttered an inappropriate joke; I got hit by my aunt on the face because she was a c*nt; she also threw small objects at me when she felt like it; she once extinguished her cig in my tea. On the upside, I got hit on by a woman called Anna, another one Barbara, Cecylia, Donna, Emma, Frida, Georgia, Hilda, Ida, Jemma, Kanna, Layla, Minna, Nina, Olga, Petra, Quota, Rhonda, Sandra, Tina, Ulma, Wanda, Xaveria, Yetta and Zita. This last name, Zita, is not a made-up bad name. The wife of the last reigning king of Hungary and the last reigning Kaiser of Austria had the first name Zita. It sounds like you've experienced quite a bit to have arrived where you are. |
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There are some legal, moral, and humanitarian situation under which it is not only allowed, but desirable to hit a woman. 1. Say she's in a cave running from pursuers. You are on her side, and a big giant crocodile jumps you. She wants to shriek, but that would give her location away to the pursuers. So you smack her on the mouth when you see her take a large gulp of breath in to scream. While she's picking up, you finish off the crockodile and run with her towards the other end of the tunnel. 2. You are dining with her, and she's inhaled a tomato. She's gone breathless so long, that the Alzheimer's maneuvre won't be applicable, she'd choke and die by the time you finished the maneuvre. Your only choice is to hit her back, to get her to caugh up the half-chewed piece of tomato, and save her life. And guess what: that's exactly what you do, and you're a hero for hitting a woman. 3. In the nineteen fifties, you're an obstetrician. (I hope I spelled it right.) You're helping a woman give birth. The baby is grunted out; you hold the baby by the leg and hit her touche in order to get her to start breathing. Voila, another nice way to hit a woman (baby girl, but still, a female.) 4. You and your lady are walking through a minefield, because your tour guide in the Philippines was an azzole. You see your lady stepping straight on top of a fuse -- you don't have time, you smack her away from stepping on it. Hero, again. You forgot this one,,,,you are woody allen and you are married to roseanne barr who gets angry you havent brought desert and calls you an idiot and smacks you from here to kingdom come.... |
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..all i'm going to say about this is..i'm not a very big guy but hey i mean if she's like three hundred pounds and charging like a mad water buffalo..i'm dropping the biotch..i'm thinking one shot in the right spot..and it's instant wall trophy...
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As I have said before, unless she has a machette, any male that hits a woman is NOT a man!!!! U walk away,PERIOD!!!!!!!! U better not do it in front of me, cause U WILL find out how hard I can hit!!
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As I have said before, unless she has a machette, any male that hits a woman is NOT a man!!!! U walk away,PERIOD!!!!!!!! U better not do it in front of me, cause U WILL find out how hard I can hit!! that's my man,and he is one of the sweetest and nicest many on the earth.but don't let him see u hit a woman. |
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As I have said before, unless she has a machette, any male that hits a woman is NOT a man!!!! U walk away,PERIOD!!!!!!!! U better not do it in front of me, cause U WILL find out how hard I can hit!! Typically men who hit women are somewhat masochistic and have homoerotic tendencies. Is that really a road you'd like to travel? |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Fri 12/04/09 03:31 PM
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I accidentally double-clicked the "Post" button.
But while on the subject - does it make it more or less freaky if the girl likes getting hit? |
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As I have said before, unless she has a machette, any male that hits a woman is NOT a man!!!! U walk away,PERIOD!!!!!!!! U better not do it in front of me, cause U WILL find out how hard I can hit!! Typically men who hit women are somewhat masochistic and have homoerotic tendencies. Is that really a road you'd like to travel? 
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I dont believe in abuse unless its rough sex. I would never hit a woman just because... But if she wants to fight like a man shes going to get hit like a man and take it like a man. I know that sounds bad but I have been in abusive relationships before where the woman thought that she could get away with it... Its a fact that most domestic voilence are started by women.
Men- dont hit unless you have to. Women- Your not going to get away with it... The law is changing and its becoming more on the mens side now! |
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Hitting is NEVER alright.
Any man I have ever been involved with during my (almost) 51 yrs. has been inform from the get go...you hit me once and it'll be the last time. I have been lucky to not have experienced any physical abuse in my lifetime. |
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if anyone (man or woman) resorts to physical violence (hitting a person, animal or object) - they are emotionally immature - and require introspection = or professional help to assist them to growing into and adult on an emotional level.
Plain and simple... Yes, once is too many times for anyone... |
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Chuck Norris thinks otherwise
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I accidentally double-clicked the "Post" button. But while on the subject - does it make it more or less freaky if the girl likes getting hit? I'm thinking more.... |
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I accidentally double-clicked the "Post" button. But while on the subject - does it make it more or less freaky if the girl likes getting hit? I'm thinking more.... I know this may sicken most, even me at first but I was asked to smack her around while in bed, it turned her on... Found out later it excited me too.. Thats the only time and way I will! |
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