Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 43 | |
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Farts and blames it on the dog
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Gets drunk and spends all his money only to call the police the next day claiming to be robbed
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Mixes whiskey in his milk
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once sold me for crack
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likes his drinks shaken not stirred
so does Special Guy! ((((Jhavie))))))!!! ((((Special Guy)))))! |
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earned $5000 last holiday season by being the Martini Glass Girl at a high priced Manhattan club
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Is changing her screen name to FlashMcleod
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Edited by
special_guy
on
Thu 12/17/09 07:31 PM
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Heard the part of the Viagra commercial that states "If the erection lasts more than 4 hours call your Doctor".... and thought "Why should I?.... I never called him when happened before I took Viagra"!!!!!
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Can't wait until he is old enough to "officially" use one of his erections
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Can't wait until he is old enough to "officially" use one of his erections LOL You forget I'm still young enough to KNOW where babies come from... Came back from EAST Texas saying "I wasn't gonna be the one to tell them boys wrestling is fake" |
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Tells women that his nickname is the "Happy Spanker"
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Uses a GPS to find the outhouse
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I'm crushing on Patsfan!
oops! Wrong thread! |
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Is a crushing professional
((((Holly))) |
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switched all the elves at the north pole with leprechauns
and now all the reindeer are drunk and all the toys are....green |
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Santa contracted her to put a hit on the Tooth Fairy!
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he's the hitman that gonna take out the Tooth Fairy
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She's goin' into hiding cuz' she sooo looks like the Tooth Fairy!
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not anymore, now I'm evil
He's a super hero in disguise |
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Her super power is pissing on herself in the face of danger!
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