That's a lot of braggin', Mamasita. How's about you just back on up here and show the proof!!

well i could xerox my butt and try to upload it on the screen but then how would u do it?

and then, about big butts...let me tell you a story about big butts and how mine saved my life.

last year the field supervisor of TPU came by to do something to my electric panel box, and i said "nope" he was not going to do it. so my gate was open, he came in, and at that moment, i decided to run, and that i did. i made it through the other gate near the panel box, and blocked him with my big butt. i could not budge him because he was a wirey little bastard, but he could not budge me because of my big butt.
then, he called someone on the telephone because i was screaming and yelling. that i was....u..c... my dobie mix, ZORRO, was going to jump over yet another gate, and bite this "bastard" where i don't know, but i am guessing in his skinny butt. about that time, the neighbor, another mean old bastard...who had a boney butt... came to the mailbox right behind the skinny bastard, and then, the skinny bastard took one look at me, the dog, the old fart bastard, and left on his own 2 skinny legs. then, he told TPU that i pushed him out the gate with my big butt, and that he had emotional stress. well i guess u would if some old big butted bertha got in your way of a job, and a dog was going to bite your butt, and some old geezer was watching the whole affair. then, i had to sign paperwork i would never do this again. and the clincher?????they did not mention my butt once.
and that is a tale of 3 big, boney, bastard butts and a dog butt.

What r u laughing at.???? It is the truth, and Tacoma Public Utilities field supervisor, if you are reading this, your field investigator man, cause I told him the same story, said I was trying to protect your boney butt from the dog.
Nope, I was trying to protect the dog from the boney butted field supervisor who came to my house to torture, scare, terroize and harass, but he found out it can go the other direction, once u rile an old big butted lady.

Big butts are better with butter.

I did not say that.

no you wrote it

I am reporting on the usefulness of a big butt, and how it can save you from grief in a predicament, not how it will be when u use butter on it. My god. Can you believe that someone would spread butter on their butt to make it easier to use? Or spread?
Sicko

OMG what do you all have on ur evil minds. I was talking about a real story where big butt came in handy. Not how to spread um like Tiger Woods.

butt of course Duffy

no BUTTS about it ms. tina...BTW how big is yours?

I haven't measured yet

Can a battle-ram push it off the embuttment by butting head-to-head with it?

Cool story!

Now, the easiest way is, set the timer on your camera the, turn around and bend it on over!!

lol, true, he's just checking your rear end. when it comes to love it's more then that... wayyyyy more =)

i can tell you it's not big enough to show a movie on .. so in my book that's not a big butt

butt he told me it was

it just means he needs something to place his beer and tv remote on

Can ya' beat this booty?