Come on Guys to Be totally honest. Everyone tells little lies. Even if , for example. Ladys- You,ve been shopping and you,ve Brought a new outfit. You no you mans not going to be to happy spending all that dosh on cloths you dont really need. What do you tell them? ..... Iv had that ages .Brought it last year lol

Okay...you people are going to think I'm crazy after this but here goes:

I'm a terrible liar, that said, sometimes I lie about really random things just to see if I can get away with it. It usually fails...on the off chance I succeed, I either tell the people right away, or I'm so stunned they actually bought it, I forget to fill them in.

And then i tend to get this conversation in my head...
"Woooow, I can't believe they actually fell for that...they're not very perceptive, are they?"
"Well now don't be too hard on them...maybe you're just getting better at lying"
"Oh gosh, I hope not! I don't want to be a liar!"
"...you're an idiot..."

There's no point in lying, why bother? The only time I'd ever lie is if someone's life was in danger, ie. a murderer is after them so I'd say I had no idea where they were. But to lie about stupid chit is unnecessary when you're an adult, what's the other person going to do, beat your azz? I think not.

Unless he paid for it, he shouldn't care how much it costs. I use my own money to buy stuff, so it's no one's business but mine, and yeah I'd tell him I paid 2 grand for it, so he's free to spend his own 2 grand on what he wants. Whoop de doo!!!!

yes I had to tell my x friend I dont love him
when I really do because I knew we was through

You know I have never said this to anyone. I may have told myself a time or two that well Girl it is on sale and you want it anyway.

As for telling a guy something just not going to happen. I mean, I make my own money, I pay my own way. Why would I justify a purchase?

... Oh, hell NO!

In fact, I'm too honest, I need an intervention ...

When I was younger yep I like to think Ive learned from my mistakes.

Yes i have

not on the big stuff

Ooooooo, tell us the lil schtuff ...

I did. But only because he was a control freak and would not allow
me to go anywhere. So I always had to say I was going somewhere
that would benefit him in the end, to get to do what I wanted. Even just to go get gas.

Perfect example of what confuses me.
Why bother lying about the litle stuff. If I found someone that lied to my about little stuff it would erode anything to do with the big stuff I would find myself second guessing them on what they are really saying.
To much work

Ok....I admit it....I was once in a porn.


Now.....glad we all got that out of the way....

OH, what was the name of it

... More home movies, Goof!?

When's the Squeakal?...

I used the alias of "Fat Frank" Goof.

i lied before i remember.. about where i was really at.. omg i was so scared!! it was because if i told him the truth he would of known what i was getting him for christmas.. still i lied.. i did tell him afterwards.. i learned from it.. the next time i just said i cant tell u that i was just christmas shopping.. that felt much better. but even not telling i felt funny..

I never met anyone who was worth lying to.

And I'm the tooth fairy