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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 42 | |
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please spread away. I need the help? Had an affair with santa this guy sits up late at night watching reruns of ozzy and harriet while doing unthinkable things to himself with bottles of "squeeze cheese" then makes the rounds of the local elementary school playgrounds in his bert and ernie underware with bags of candy, then to even things out he in turn makes rounds at the local senior centers dressed in spandex shorts and tight t-shirts soliciting all the over 70 female crowd promising them 5 minutes they will never forget. then returns home to abuse his pet ostrich named stinky and finaly falls asleep in a puddle of jello pudding while listening to nat king cole records.  
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Edited by
delilady
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Sat 11/28/09 10:03 PM
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Is here looking for farm hands that will work for food:
oops: for triple |
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wishes I lived in PA
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He like to kiss ladies with green eyes!!!!
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how'd you know
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Edited by
sweetsimplesassy
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Sat 11/28/09 10:12 PM
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please spread away. I need the help? Had an affair with santa this guy sits up late at night watching reruns of ozzy and harriet while doing unthinkable things to himself with bottles of "squeeze cheese" then makes the rounds of the local elementary school playgrounds in his bert and ernie underware with bags of candy, then to even things out he in turn makes rounds at the local senior centers dressed in spandex shorts and tight t-shirts soliciting all the over 70 female crowd promising them 5 minutes they will never forget. then returns home to abuse his pet ostrich named stinky and finaly falls asleep in a puddle of jello pudding while listening to nat king cole records.
omg! ROFLMAO!!!!  Nothing can beat this...so I am gonna shut up and not say a word...lol
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this ones for Wind walker. this Virgina 43 year old virgin redneck,pleasures himself while watching "Deliverance" This freeky Virgina one tooth wonder is so ugly he won't shoe a picture of himself in his profile,afraid America's Most wanted will catch on. back home they call him wind walker because he learned to walk on wind to sneak up on the farm animals he has sex with. He's very bitter,because he could marry his high school sweet heart, that kind of thing is illegal.In all fifty states now. He is so bad , he didn't get house broken until he was 40 and still lives at home with his mama.
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he is secretly hoarding kisses from another posting
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please spread away. I need the help? Had an affair with santa this guy sits up late at night watching reruns of ozzy and harriet while doing unthinkable things to himself with bottles of "squeeze cheese" then makes the rounds of the local elementary school playgrounds in his bert and ernie underware with bags of candy, then to even things out he in turn makes rounds at the local senior centers dressed in spandex shorts and tight t-shirts soliciting all the over 70 female crowd promising them 5 minutes they will never forget. then returns home to abuse his pet ostrich named stinky and finaly falls asleep in a puddle of jello pudding while listening to nat king cole records.
I'm dying over here!! I think I'm gonna pee my pants(and yes, I'll admit it) I cant help it...sorry...this is the funnest thing I have ever read! OMG
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read down 2 more
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this ones for Wind walker. this Virgina 43 year old virgin redneck,pleasures himself while watching "Deliverance" This freeky Virgina one tooth wonder is so ugly he won't shoe a picture of himself in his profile,afraid America's Most wanted will catch on. back home they call him wind walker because he learned to walk on wind to sneak up on the farm animals he has sex with. He's very bitter,because he could marry his high school sweet heart, that kind of thing is illegal.In all fifty states now. He is so bad , he didn't get house broken until he was 40 and still lives at home with his mama.
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Edited by
delilady
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Sat 11/28/09 11:14 PM
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Has a huge teddy bear he sleeps with every night and stuffs it under the bed when he women come to visit for a short time
Is that better?
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women don't stay over, I'm not that easy.
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Has been helping me rewrite his scandals all night
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I miss my teddybear
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Sat 11/28/09 11:40 PM
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quit her day job because she sells scandals to triple (for delilady)
triple likes his women old. In their triple digits  
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good night
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this ones for Wind walker. this Virgina 43 year old virgin redneck,pleasures himself while watching "Deliverance" This freeky Virgina one tooth wonder is so ugly he won't shoe a picture of himself in his profile,afraid America's Most wanted will catch on. back home they call him wind walker because he learned to walk on wind to sneak up on the farm animals he has sex with. He's very bitter,because he could marry his high school sweet heart, that kind of thing is illegal.In all fifty states now. He is so bad , he didn't get house broken until he was 40 and still lives at home with his mama.
For Tripledigits, This unique individual was recently nominated as hermafrodite of the year in "He/She" magazine and is also listed as the poster model for birth control. ITS favorite hobbies are sexualy molesting muppet dolls and seeing how overextended he can make his bladder before standing in a crowd and wetting himself, he then ajourns to the privacy of his bedroom in his 1st grade teachers house where he derives great pleasure by tossing off to perry como records, and taking inventory of his collection of used, unwashed anal plugs and at the same time devouring large amounts of chocolate. His license plate on his big wheel reads "kweerb8"
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He's a Control agent
Just kicked Chaos's azz! |
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Holly's excited watching the show.
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