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I just ran up to the corner store..well, not ran but drove. There are 10, that I counted, cop cars all lined up my street. Most are empty, a couple running with one or two cops in them... Dogs are barking like crazy all around the neighborhood. Freaky, scary...guess there running around looking for someone. I came in and locked the doors.... 
I pooped in the back of one of there squad cars,,,,,,it was a dare.....PLEASE,,,hide me,,,wait,,,its ok,,I'll just stay down here between your legs,,aaaaa I mean under your desk,,,,, I will be looking for you on wedensday to clean it up  
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 I dont trust the cops. I have never had to call them. I protect myself. When a see a group of them near my house I get my guns out and loaded and if they bust in my door I am going down fighting. I break no laws. But I know that does not matter to them. Its all about money. They dont protect men like me. They target men like me
Why? 
I am a single man who lives alone Perfect target.
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Ladylid, DON'T let them get away! At least one of those moustached cutie pies could be single. Make a pot of coffee and bake some cookies and when they're about to leave, "Yoo hoo! Over here. Cookies!" oh no...I don't date cops...  Just not my thing..My dad was a cop, I dated a retired one once.. never again. Besides these guys all know me from my oldest back in the day when he got in trouble...
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hahaha, you should see my hood. my town is small. its a no name town. but all the punk *** kids are comming out of the wood work like roaches. what you have seen, hahaha the people ethier sleep through it or some crazy guy like me will go out their & watch, it is soo fun to watch.. ive seen high speed chases shoot outs cops & robbers alike or just gang bangers shooting up a house. what you seen , sit in my white hood & watch the punk ***** go at each other. WHAT like their going to grow a pair & mess with me! its funny when their after someone else.
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I just ran up to the corner store..well, not ran but drove. There are 10, that I counted, cop cars all lined up my street. Most are empty, a couple running with one or two cops in them... Dogs are barking like crazy all around the neighborhood. Freaky, scary...guess there running around looking for someone. I came in and locked the doors....
D'you live on Maple Grove Street? Yes?? Ah. The Governor General of Canada is visiting the girl of ill repute today on that street. You know the blonde a few doors up from you? No, in the other direction fromt he corner store. Yeah, the blonde that always smells of fresh cheeze. Why the cops? You know... politicians... can't trust them. The "sentinels" are not out there protecting the president or the special UN envoys... c'mon, they're politicians, they can take care of themselves. They'd survived bigger backstabbing attempts than a poor little suicide bomber can stage with fifty kilos of explosives in his cheeks. No. The sentinels and the cops are there to protect the public. It's all one big huge honking optical political illusion. In 1998 they let the president of Hungary wonder out of the royal palace. Three days it took to rope him in. He'd robbed five liquor stores, roped in five lickers, groped several grand mothers, a milf and a milk store. He ate ten week-old puppies and seven baby unicorns. So that's why the heavy police presence and the dogs. No government of no county can afford a president run loose in any neighbourhood. And the dogs? Oh, well. The K-9 unit. Did I just not say that there is a girl of ill repute? The dogs are an essential part of the party. Not political party, though several political parties are partaking in the party, especially the good parts. Get your camera out, there will be, to my estimation, three anacondas, five camels, two elephants, one serpent, two bigfeet, a griffin and a winged monkey / winged lion with a woman's head mix coming to the party. Politicians... I'm telling you. Wux, correct me if I'm wrong, but according to you, our GG is a lesbian? |
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If you see Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, RUN!!!!
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Ladylid, DON'T let them get away! At least one of those moustached cutie pies could be single. Make a pot of coffee and bake some cookies and when they're about to leave, "Yoo hoo! Over here. Cookies!" oh no...I don't date cops... Just not my thing..My dad was a cop, I dated a retired one once.. never again. Besides these guys all know me from my oldest back in the day when he got in trouble...
Oh, that's very different. Never mind. |
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Ladylid, DON'T let them get away! At least one of those moustached cutie pies could be single. Make a pot of coffee and bake some cookies and when they're about to leave, "Yoo hoo! Over here. Cookies!" oh no...I don't date cops... Just not my thing..My dad was a cop, I dated a retired one once.. never again. Besides these guys all know me from my oldest back in the day when he got in trouble...
Oh, that's very different. Never mind. yeah..they have arrested my kid...changes things
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If you see Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, RUN!!!!
And whatever you do, do NOT use the bathroom!!! |
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I just went out to smoke and walked up the street...all is well in Zion, they have captured the bad guy. Some poor fool is going to have a really bad night getting booked into the Utah County Jail. It will be on the news tomorrow...
we don't get much of this sort of thing here, and that is just fine with me! |
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glad to know everything is well and good in your neighborhood again Ladylid. Hope you have a peaceful night's rest.
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I just ran up to the corner store..well, not ran but drove. There are 10, that I counted, cop cars all lined up my street. Most are empty, a couple running with one or two cops in them... Dogs are barking like crazy all around the neighborhood. Freaky, scary...guess there running around looking for someone. I came in and locked the doors....
They will never find me!!  safe here in Missouri!!
they will have to pry my fishing pole out of my cold dead hands
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Ladylid, DON'T let them get away! At least one of those moustached cutie pies could be single. Make a pot of coffee and bake some cookies and when they're about to leave, "Yoo hoo! Over here. Cookies!" Good idea!
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I just went out to smoke and walked up the street...all is well in Zion, they have captured the bad guy. Some poor fool is going to have a really bad night getting booked into the Utah County Jail. It will be on the news tomorrow... we don't get much of this sort of thing here, and that is just fine with me! I used to live in a town like that, their newspaper was 3 pages long and the tiniest thing made headlines....ah the joys of small town life..... |
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I just ran up to the corner store..well, not ran but drove. There are 10, that I counted, cop cars all lined up my street. Most are empty, a couple running with one or two cops in them... Dogs are barking like crazy all around the neighborhood. Freaky, scary...guess there running around looking for someone. I came in and locked the doors....
Oh I admit, it's me! I mooned a cop and threw a donut at them... they were just hunting down the donuts! I'm glad all is well! |
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It was Meeeeeeeeeee!
I did it. I plead guilty I substituted salt for sugar in the local 7/11 I stole the donuts I sprinkled Icing sugar around the sink in the restromm.
Watcha gonna do about it? I caught the next flight home and am now in my apartment in Germany, hiding behind my sofa sniggering. 
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 Off with your clothes Miss we need to do a search
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Where I lived two moves ago, there were forever helicopters circling with snipers hanging over the edge of the doorway...my neighborhood was as safe as they come these days but not far from me was trouble. It was scary being there alone, knowing they were looking for someone. I had an 11 foot picture window and used to think "he_ _ what good will locked doors do me - anyone in enough trouble can just dive right in.
Hope it all worked out and went away and that you got to have a nice safe smoke!! |
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probably a good idea to go inside and lock the doors....that happened in the neighborhood i used to live in here twice after the pharmacy was robbed just up the street from where i was living.
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Sorry...I used to be a cop. Oh GAWD! For some reason that I can't explain......that sounded Soooooooooo sexy. |
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