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i made plaster molds of mine to send out to women
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I WAS CHATTING WITH A GUY AND HE ASKED TO SEE ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME...SO I POSTED ONE...I DON'T DO NAKED PICTURES...AT LEAST NOT RIGHT AWAY  AND THEN HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A PENIS THAT I'M SURE WASN'T HIS!! THIS IS NO WAY TO GET A LADY..JEESH...LOL
 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASNT HIS?
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first... 
I think you are naughty Lady. |
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I just look on craigslist if I wanna see pics of those things.
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first...
I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... |
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they are funny to look at... had to be the ugliest thing on a human body. 
if they are what you say??--then why?--do so many women buy rubber ones to play with when they are alone?? Hummmm!  
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they are funny to look at... had to be the ugliest thing on a human body.
if they are what you say??--then why?--do so many women buy rubber ones to play with when they are alone?? Hummmm!
Because the rubber ones are more pretty than the real ones. I mean, you can get pink ones! Yay! 
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first...
I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower 
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I just look on craigslist if I wanna see pics of those things.
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first...
I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower
Sometimes in the shower can be fun... |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Wed 11/04/09 09:01 PM
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first...
I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower
Sometimes in the shower can be fun... I get cramps in my pinky toes and I have almost slipped before. It's not easy to hold a woman by her thighs in the air and pushed against the wet and slippery shower wall. Tested and tried, I prefer starting the game there and ending up on the bed at the end. 
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they are funny to look at... had to be the ugliest thing on a human body.
if they are what you say??--then why?--do so many women buy rubber ones to play with when they are alone?? Hummmm!
Because the rubber ones are more pretty than the real ones. I mean, you can get pink ones! Yay!
Good point--low maintenance as well--
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LOL...FOR ONE IT WAS HUGE AND IT LOOKED DARKER THAN HIS ACTUAL PROFILE PICTURE...
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 HE SHOWED IT TO ME TOO
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I WAS CHATTING WITH A GUY AND HE ASKED TO SEE ANOTHER PICTURE OF ME...SO I POSTED ONE...I DON'T DO NAKED PICTURES...AT LEAST NOT RIGHT AWAY AND THEN HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A PENIS THAT I'M SURE WASN'T HIS!! THIS IS NO WAY TO GET A LADY..JEESH...LOL
No! That was my ferret, the pic was blurred. |
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HE SHOWED IT TO ME TOO
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.
But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first...
I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower
Sometimes in the shower can be fun... I get cramps in my pinky toes and I have almost slipped before. It's not easy to hold a woman by her thighs in the air and pushed against the wet and slippery shower wall. Tested and tried, I prefer starting the game there and ending up on the bed at the end.
Maybe your doing it wrong, or holding the wrong woman...
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Maybe he goes tanning with it
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Wed 11/04/09 09:21 PM
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why.
I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. |
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