Topic: Husband v Wife
uk1971's photo
Fri 10/30/09 04:08 AM
A wife returns home from a visit to her mothers to discover that her husband is missing.
She spends the next two days looking for him, and when she gets up on the third morning, she finds her spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.
"You're alive!"
She cries.
"Where have you been all this time?"
"These four wommen kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week,"
She says.
"But you've only been gone TWO DAYS!!!"
"Yeah,"
He mutters between gulps,
"I'm just here to get something to eat ..."

devil bigsmile :banana:

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Fri 10/30/09 05:08 AM
laugh laugh laugh

VEINAA's photo
Fri 10/30/09 05:29 AM
That was a good one.Maybe they should of cooked for you as well.You know when you have it good,you always find your way home.....flowerforyou

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Fri 10/30/09 06:03 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: