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why did the pervert cross the road??
his di(k was stuck in the chicken |
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whats the blond mating call??
im soooooo drunk |
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what do you give an 80 yr old lady for her bday?
mikey he'll eat anything |
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3 generations of hookers are standing on a street corner, grandma mom and grand daughter.... the grand daughter says "im not doin to bad, just got $50 for a blow job" the mother says "$50!!!! we use to get $5 for that!!" the grandma says "$5!! weeuse to do it for free just to have something warm in our bellies".....lmao....ewwwww ooooeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww |
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guy tells a girl in the bar
"you should come home with me, i'm so sexy when i look at myself in the mirror i get a boner" the woman replies "that because your dick knows a pu$$y when it sees it" |
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OMG ! to funny
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OMG ! to funny anyone got more post them |
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