why dont vegitarian girls moan during sex???
they refuse to admit a piece of meat makes them happy...

if there is more life in one drop of semen than in one drop of blood,
why doesn't dracula just suck d!(k instead..

penguins car breaks down on a hot day, so he gets towed to the local garage,
the mechanic says "give me an hour i'll let you know whats wrong".
so the penguin walks around for awhile and starts to overheat,sees an icecream
shop and get the biggest iceream cone he can get and starts walking back to the garage.
on his way the icecream melts all over his face and hands the heat melting it faster than he can eat it..
he get to the garage the mechanic come out and says " it looks like you blew a seal" penguin wipes his face and says " no its just icecream"

why did the blond decide to quit taking the birth controll pill?
she got tired of it falling out

snoop dog has come out with a new line of condoms called

fo jizzle

lol

They are just too damn funny!

i love the vegetarian one...lmao

thanx needed a good laugh

your welcome

laughters good for the spirit

3 generations of hookers are standing on a street corner, grandma mom and grand daughter....
the grand daughter says "im not doin to bad, just got $50 for a blow job"
the mother says "$50!!!! we use to get $5 for that!!"
the grandma says "$5!! weeuse to do it for free just to have something warm in our bellies".....lmao....ewwwww

too funny

a blond goes into a local rest room and runs into another blond, she say "hi"but the other blond just stares at her,
she says "why are you staring at me"
the other blond doesn't answer, so she starts staring back and begins to insult her..this goes on for 20 minutes when a brunette walks in and sees the ordeal..
she takes the blond by the hand and says come on honey lets get you away from that mirror.....lol

why did the blond put lipstick on her forehead?

she was trying to make-up her mind...

what does a blond and a turtle have in commom?

once they're on their back they're both screwed