User !!


Things To Do When Your ISP Goes Down

1.) Call 911
2.)Open the curtains to see if anything has
changed over the past 2 years
3.)You mean there's something else to do?

4.)Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote
5.)Work
6.)Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family
7.)Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off

OMG, is it really that bad?

I think you just pegged my life and it's really sad.

It's funny, because I'm sitting here at my computer right now with the
outside door next to me wide open. It's a beautiful day out there! I
was actually out there mowing the lawn a few minute ago so I do get
'out' once in a while. (ha ha)

But the sad thing is that I just have nowhere to go. I have a car
sitting out in the driveway and I'd actually like to go somewhere and do
something. But I have no clue where to go.

Maybe I'll just mow some more grass. At least I have ten arces to mow
so that'll keep me busy. (ha ha)

My butt gets sore though. All I ever do is mow grass and sit at the
computer (or piano)

Oh wait!

I do stand up to play the violin on occassion.

Yippee!

ya sounds like me ....

all dressed up an no where to go
I could go any where in the world if i wanted ,,right now
to scared too alone
nothin to do ,,table for one please,,,
ya ,I'll go play my piano , or my guitar ,
I get up an go water the flowers ,
get a sunburn ,,come back in...
nothin to do out there it seems
go to the grocery store ,,wow,,
gas station...

not as lonely since I got this computer in September though ...


but it did make me giggle ,,sad but true...

hmmm you can all go to work for me @ 3pm!!!! I think it
would make you ummmmm wish you were home doing nothing

Hey, when they ask "A table for one?", say no, a table for 3, me, myself
and I. They won't ask again. Know the feeling.