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It appears that way.... good evening... 
Onemind, I was wondering whether perhaps you were having a bit of a joke with Gypsy, as she does work in a nursing home. it certainly gave me a laugh... 
Egad I'm psychic! |
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Quick Jess, we have to ask him what our futures hold for us before he starts charging!
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It appears that way.... good evening...
Onemind, I was wondering whether perhaps you were having a bit of a joke with Gypsy, as she does work in a nursing home. it certainly gave me a laugh...
Egad I'm psychic! it's that OneMind melding thing you do... 
What am I thinking????  
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Hes a FAKE!!! He has to look at our profiles first
before he reveals the future! 
I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks onemind. |
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wow if the john wayne toilet paper isn't makin people steer clear of wanting to make pewpie in ur toilet then perhaps u should sprinkle lemonade on the seat.. i mean really, who wants to sit down on a tinkled on toilet?? and the john wayne tp just doesn't cut it as far as cleanin up that kinda mess. for those not "in the know" back story on why it's called john wayne toilet paper: because just like john wayne the toilet paper is tough as hell and don't take $#!t from no one. so yeah, i dunno. i can't explian why ur acquaintances keep wanting to make doodie in ur throne room. tell 'em to go 'think' in their own throne rooms. or better yet, tell 'em yours is being renovated for their first rate waste making pleasure and that soon, very soon, they will be able to sit on an intricately precious metal-inlaid and gem-encrusted porcelain statue of a pair of hands gently holding their derrieres as they defecate in premier luxury lavatory accomodations with all the appointments befitting such esteemed visitors of your bathroom facilities, and that in the meantime they can go outside and hit up the porta-johnny down the block at the nearest construction site. and then tell 'em "DO THAT STUFF IN UR OWN HOUSE!!" yeezos krise! dubbelyoo tee eff?!?!? this was a joke thread i take it. u don't seriously have people coming to go poo at ur house all the time??
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!! 
Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! I make people ****!!!
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!
Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! I make people ****!!!
You're a human laxative?
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!
Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! I make people ****!!!
You're a human laxative?
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you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you may be able to help me. You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!! True Story!!! For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For what else??? to take a crap!!! Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own??? It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation. You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!
Maybe you should get a job at a nursing home. As I understand it, people there sometimes have trouble crapping. You'd be like a Godsend to them. Just think of how much they would save not buying all that laxative! I make people ****!!!
You're a human laxative?
 That could be a good thing for some people
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Its a crappy way to be though......
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Its a crappy way to be though......
But if a guy has a problem with constapation then you would be perfect for him
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Ummmm....I'll answer that when I get back, I feel the urge to drop the browns off at the superbowl.
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