you all. Don't know if I should even post this here or at all but you
may be able to help me.

You see.......I have the most extrordinay gift of making ppl crap!!!!
True Story!!!

For some odd reason, everytime one of my friends come over to my
place......they take one look at me and do a b-line to my bathroom. For
what else??? to take a crap!!!

Now, Ive thought about this long and hard.......what is it about me that
makes people want to crap in my bathroom and not their own???
It is not that my toilet paper is more luxurious than theirs because I
will buy the cheapest toilet paper just so people won't want to take a
crap there. And then I started to think.......maybe they are eating
sandwiches in there....and dont want to share....I'm at a loss as to why
I have this ability!!! I feel rather crappy about the whole situation.
You may even feel that if you read this, you too, may have to crap
idk......Please help me!!!! Ive had a real ****ty day!!!!

Hmmmm any thoughts on this sh*tty situation????

I'm more likely to feel like defecating when I feel really relaxed.
Maybe they just feel really at home with you, or at your place?

it`s the chupacabra!!!!!!!!! hello

Hmmmm I am thinking this too!!!! But now I have to buy the 24 packs of
crappy tp!!!! I wish they would do it at their own
houses!!!!

hey freakshow dude!!!!

ummmmm what is the chupacabra????

Next time, just tell them their social visit will be

"BYOTP" !!!!

Or better
yet!!!! I will hide all remnants of paper products!!!!!

cheer up or i`ll squeeze the charmin

Wow slow night.....you think these people have dates????

hahahaha my thoughts exactly!!!!!

<============= Alleged photo of a "chupacabra"

maybe you just relax people so much when they arrive in your home ??

maybe it is your air freshener???lol

switch to no name TP before you answer the door (get the itchy kind ,
presidents choice or somethin ) ha ha ha ...

awwwwwwwww Sh I TTY deal eh !!

More 'information' on Chupacabras:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Dammit this is a smegol pic geeeeeeeeeez...... no LOTR fans out
there?????

Hey purple!!!! I buy that presidents choice stuff because those damn
friends of mine!!!!

<-----me longs for the charmin

I agree with purple... don't hide the TP, just get -really crappy- TP.
Some that is seriously unpleasant to use.

Of course, you will have a lock-box by the toilet in which you'll store
your quality TP.

carrot that looks like a dead goat or something