A Politician is canvessing is visiting war veterens in his local area
He knocks on this door and is greated by an old soldier proudly displaying his medals on his chest.
Excuse me Sir i am from Gordon Browns Government and we are interviewing people we believe are entitled to compensation due to injuries suffered in previous wars.
The old guy goes crazy ..you scum bags he screams WW11 ended over 60yrs ago and you come now to offer me compensation? i am a fare man replies the old man pay me £10 for every inch from the tip of my penis to my testicles
The politician agrees realising a huge saving for his government will be achieved
The old guy drop his pants and the politician begins to measure his penis 1 inch 2 inch 3 inch excuse me sir but where are your testicles? The old guy replies in a field in Northern France! Anna x