Мы целовемся
и улыбемся

Мы любемся
и имемся

not a word do I understand
and it looks like alphabet soup
gone bad

but it's HB
who I'm happy to see

one look at HB
and I'm free to be me!

Sweetest girl with her red hair
a gentle smile and skin so fair
Does she come to find her men
Or is she just a chatting friend

Little sweet cartoon girl
I hope your tail doesn't curl.
I wish you find joy
perhaps his name is Roy.

Hello random man,
I can't shake your hand,
but I'll tell ya "Wassup,"
and hope it's not you again.

A newbie who's description speaks
of armor dents and rust.
Bid time in forums o'er the weeks
And in new friends you'll trust.

The little possum stares ahead,
With no grisly necks to bite.
She makes a pie just like her bed,
With minnows, she is a sight!

Her ultimate goal, is to make friends,
She is quick to say.
In the best possum fashion she just grins,
On Mingle she is here to stay.

Pigs and possums - who'd have thunk
That they could make amends.
O'er BBQ and Texas Red
They've learned to be good friends.

And so the possum grins a bit
At meals she cooked in past.
Cuz tasty nibbles over beans
Are tastes who's memories last.

it snowing
it snowing
the wind is really blowing
put your hat on your head
now slip on your boots
yes thank what I said

it snowing
it snowing
santa will soon
come in the morning
gifts for all
now lets have a ball

it snowing
it snowing
merry christmas to all
watch you dont
slip and fall
it snowing it snowing

Mendy, Mendy- Heart of gold.
Watching flakes and feeling cold.
But that is only on the shell
Her friendly spirit's warm and well.

Little Possum swings her feet
In tune with the radio's glow.
She smells a pie filled with meat,
And knows what's outside isn't snow.

oh piggy wiggy
where are you
I see your only
wearing one red shoe
your curly tail
do tell
are you for sale
bacon so good
I think you should
oh piggy wiggy
where are you
where your coat
it spotted I see
oh I love you
YOU little pig
kick your shoe off
and get in
bed with me.

Mendy Mendy has got the hots!
So much more fun than the nots.
We are here because we are single.
But if we were there, boy would we mingle!

The shoe would tap!
Just like a rat!
Eating a new piece of cheese.
But when the smoke clears,
And after all the beers,
I'll bet it's time for "more please."

A flying pig is such a strange sight
Makes me wonder about his plight
for a pig he seems nice and clean
I hope my poem doesn't turn him green

I don't worry about the color green,
Unless it's mold, it won't make me sick.
Your smile however, could be a beam,
(Do you have some pie beaters to lick?)

Pigs actually make awesome friends,
(unless you hog the pie!)
But otherwise easy to make amends,
Pigs try hard not to make you cry!!

you are a pig
and one of a kind
you'll find a woman
in due time

If my pig friend gets a woman, then I want a man!
My life is to lonely without a mate in the plan
Oh, I digress lol, this poems about you
I'd like to wish you luck at that new lodge, it's true.
Welcome to the neighborhood! Are you going to roast a pig?
Well.. that's not a good idea I guess unless he's not too big!
And hey, none with wings of metal... that thought just came to me-
Pigs with metal wings, aren't for roasting, now way! No sir re!

And there is my happy friend Che_
Could she be wearing a new knee?
Will she be running (We'll have to see),
(I wonder what she does when she has to pee?)

In some things she is reliable as a tree,
(I think the smile is directed at me.)
To have a little wine and maybe some Bre,
(The best part of her smile is that it's free)

Hell it snowing up storm
in ohio, they been warned
so get you animals all
inside
or tomorrow the wind
will blow and chill
there hids
merry christmas to all
big and small
yes you to little pig
and the rest of my friends
who may be wearing a wig
get the shovel out
and dont cry or shout
it winter time
so just frezze until
your blind
Happy new year too
sing it in to your blue
burrrrrrrr

A thimble of toddy warms us up ilke a roast
To your shoveling piles of snow we do toast!
The older I get the less missing I do
Of snowboots and puddles and shoveling, too!

Born in Ohio, yet I can attest
That living is nicer when done in the west.
But then I discovered that best gets much better
'Cause Texas is friendly (though oftentimes wetter!)

So throw in the shovel, a scarf and the boot
And gather your household, the jewels and the loot.
And leave that cold stead for a moment in time,
If you can't come for real, then come visit in mind.