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Lobster Bob is in the training tank with his trainer, Brad the Crab. Brad is on Bob's back as he does a long series of claw push-ups. Lobster Boxing requires a lot of training and skill but it's necessary that he stay in shape for the BIG event. He so badly wants to be the great Crustacean Sensation! So.....
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....Bob is doin' his push-ups. Brad is yelling at him..."Dammit Bob, ya' gotta' push it now . Push it! Push It!" The other Lobster's (can you pluralize lobster?)...Hmmmm....) in the training tank turn to stare at Bob as he struggles to make his 50th claw push-up.....
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"It's gonna' be an open claw fight Boy.." Shouts Brad. "It's gonna' be claw to claw I tell ya'." Ya' gotta' get yr buttery tail in shape!!!!"
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Bob being the resourceful lobster he is has requested a goldfish be dropped in the training tank so he can work on his jabs, and his speed....
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news Scorp but this thread isn't showing much promise.Perhaps U should put them crabs on ice & send them to the U.S.S.Enterprise & she what the Cpt. thinks of them crustacean devils.What say U?
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Now Cy, certainly YOU can understand that there is no such thing as a frivilous thread. Posting is an art form in itself. If I want to see two lobsters box, I'll see two lobsters box.....
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I'm all up in the grill of crawdaddy struttin' ...
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this sounds like a SpongeBob cartoon
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this sounds like a SpongeBob cartoon
Maybe Patrick got his own special ...
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'S a seafood revolution ...
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 Yay! Scorp's thread is gathering up some steam.(pardon the pun)
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Bibs all around ...
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So they brought in this minnow O.K., and it could swim very fast. He darted around the tank with an emmence amount of energy and speed. Bob would try to catch it in his claws.....
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His Eminence, eh? Direct decadent of the pope ... nice!
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So they brought in this minnow O.K., and it could swim very fast. He darted around the tank with an emence amount of energy and speed. Bob would try to catch it in his claws.....
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Complex w/ a fruity aftertaste and a hint of wood ...
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