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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 39 | |
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Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Fri 09/25/09 01:07 PM
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Likes to hold mirrors under unsuspecting women's skirts. (ooops...for Artgurl)
(((Jesse))) Practices kissing on his very large goldfish. |
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sings in the shower
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does laundry by wearing clothes in shower
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uses the loofa as a microphone
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gives her gold fish a bath at the same time
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can MacGyver his way out of anything with a chopstick, duct tape and a hula hoop
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laughs at her own jokes
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eats fruit roll ups for breakfast
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came here from the planet Zelbor
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steals underwear from her neighbor's clothesline and sells them on Ebay
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only posts profile pictures that are an exact likeness
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bought a piece of gum chewed by Brittany Spears for $1000 off ebay
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stops walking to chew gum
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studders when talking to females
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gets sweaty feet when talking to men
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is really a leprechan
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grows four-leaf clovers to meet leprechans
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grows illegal things in his garden
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smokes illegal things from my garden
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Is actually A DEA Agent practicing on raiding his own garden.
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