Topic: Why men have to do this in public | |
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For some men it is and act of contempt. Or a power play. No verbal way of asking do you want some of this. Or showing off for the other guys that they can have a rumbel in the jungle. More often I think it is a subconcious reaction to what a female presence does to them and they know you are not going to touch it so they are basiclly "enjoying" it for them selves breifly. For people general information it makes you come off as crude and extreamly bad manners so try to be discreet. Might be the time to get some better fitting undergarments. Well.... it turns out it has a mind of its own. Trust me... if you've never had one you have no idea. you can be walking along peacefully, the wind blows the right way, and suddenly everything starts expanding into whatever direction it happens to be pointing at the time. And when that happens you have no choice but to adjust. Or cry. |
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I still think it means they have crabs.... the lobsters might be an improvement, i haven't had lobster in years..... Now we just have to find some....Where are they?? Perhaps, I think I need a bigger boat and more lures. |
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or even a canoe!!!
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This is a question that has been bugging me for a long time,since I became aware of men and found out that they can be really hot,or cute..well you get the picture...lol..The question is "Why do men have to scratch themselves in public,or adjust themselves,but it's in public?" And women if this happens in your presense as well,let me know..I just wonder if it's only around me or everyone.I seem to have it happen whenever I'm around men,wether at work,in a bar,or on the street...Why???? because sometimes those Sabertooth Crotch Crickets just don't know when to stop biting |
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This is a question that has been bugging me for a long time,since I became aware of men and found out that they can be really hot,or cute..well you get the picture...lol..The question is "Why do men have to scratch themselves in public,or adjust themselves,but it's in public?" And women if this happens in your presense as well,let me know..I just wonder if it's only around me or everyone.I seem to have it happen whenever I'm around men,wether at work,in a bar,or on the street...Why???? because sometimes those Sabertooth Crotch Crickets just don't know when to stop biting Yay, crabs!!!! |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!!
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or even a canoe!!! hmm, that might be nice, maybe i can hog tie one and strap him in my canoe while i go fishing.... |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! i already do that |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! i already do that BUT! Can ya do this ... |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! |
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a d#ck, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your c#ck. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! i already do that BUT! Can ya do this ... do what? |
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! i already do that BUT! Can ya do this ... do what? ... This(!), silly ... |
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... that?
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Wed 09/23/09 12:22 PM
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! i already do that BUT! Can ya do this ... do what? ... This(!), silly ... What? Cameltoe? Nope. |
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... that? Yeppers and this ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... This ... And, that is JUST for starters!!! ... ... ... |
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its the nature of the beast got to adjust, i know women adjust there boobies
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If I had a penis.......Id play with it all the time!!! I'm with you |
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