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woohoo
I got a new doctor appointment I'm hoping he doesnt know the old doctor |
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 ... Well, he'll know YOU quite well soon enough ... at your given, advanced rate of breakin' 'em in traditions ... 
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I see a lot of doctors and they always finish the appointment by asking "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?" so I was at the doctor in Lubbock last week. It had been a long appointment lots of sitting around waiting and I was getting kind of bored and impatient. Which is a bad combination for me. I shouldnt have done it but I just couldnt help myself He finished up the exam and said "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?" and I said, "Yes, my testicles" He said "What about your testicles?" I said "They make a noise. Kind of a hum" So he had me drop my pants and he took my testicles in his hand and got down close and listened for a few minutes. He said "I don't hear anything" and I told him "It only happens in the dark" So he turned out the lights in the room and took my testicles in his hand. I could tell he was really close listening cause his beard tickled By this time I was feeling kinda guilty for messing with him so I went "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" He jumped up and said "you made that sound with your mouth!" sighhhhhh now I have to find a new doctor 
i wanna be you when i grow up 
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This time, don't tell him to listen to your testicles.
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$50 says I can get him to listen to my azz
for a clicking sound, yeahhhhh that it, a clicking sound! |
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... If he's got enough quarters for the slots ...
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you're a sick little pup.
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Yeah, Robin ... What's the update on the clickin' sound ... did he get the rattle outta da engine??? ...
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