Hahahahaha Two hands to shake your penis! classic.

I dont believe you though.

I never thought the issue will come up

I was awaiting to catch my plane to Brazil last December and this incident happened in Los Angeles Air port

I had to go for a Number 2 (LOO) Restroom to you my American friend
I am very fussy where I go so I found a deserted nice and clean toilet and sat down

As luck would have it another guy came and occupied the next cubicle (annoying to say the least)
Picture this there is no other soul in these toilets and he starts

Him "How are You?"

I felt a bit uncomfortable but eventually said

Me "Fine Thanks"

Him " What’s the weather like up there ?"

Me " Pretty much the same as up your end"

Him " What are you going to do today?"

Me" I am going to fly out."

Him "Nice where?"

Me"Brazil?"

Him" fancy having lunch with me?"

At this point I felt really awkward . He stood up and did whatever he was supposed to do and said

"Hang about I am in the gents and there is a moron next door answering all the questions I am asking you let me get out of here and will call you again"

Talking about dropping jaws

I was lost for words

That's priceless, Robert!

I was watching Dr. Oz the other day and a Kindergarten teacher was on. They checked the contents of her purse for bacteria. Her cell phone had feces bacteria on it.

When he told her it was contaminated and the contamination came from feces, her jaw fell to the floor.

I not letting anyone use my phone ever again!

A British microbiologist claims the average cell phone carries more germs per square inch than doorknobs, the soles of shoes, even toilet seats.

Are there steps that could be taken to minimize any risk?

"The first thing we should all do all the time," Senay said, "whenever we've gone to the bathroom or cooked in our kitchen or shaken hands with somebody, is wash our hands. Washing your hands is a great way to reduce all sorts of infections.

"The second thing, which some manufacturers and cell phone technicians recommend, is that you use (antibacterial) wipes. Simply wipe the phone down, avoiding, obviously, the charging port and the battery, and that is something you should do sort of frequently to keep the germs off the cell phone.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/04/earlyshow/contributors/emilysenay/main1865106_page2.shtml

Dr. Oz used an ultraviolet light wand . He said it killed all the germs on the surface.

LOVE IT NOW THAT PRICELESS !!!!!!

I will say this just on my perspective as an airport janitor...most men don't wash their hands after they pee.

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I usually hold my phone in the other hand to wipe, and wash my hands after.. anything i touch in the bathroom includng the door is with a paper towel, or kleenex, anyway.

I felt such an idiot

I felt so stupid

a little fact.

The IBS Expert presents...

Use aged urine for cleaning... Collect, place in a dark bottle, stopper and keep for at least four days in a cool, dark place. This has a strong odour and contains ammonia. It is an excellent cleaner and also a disinfectant. Ancient peoples used this for washing clothes and bodies. Do not use this for massage, use only for washing yourself. Rinse off with water immediately as it is mildly caustic.


Have fun cleaning...

ah ah.

And you are single? Who would guess!!?

Ahh...piss on it!

I cant quite remember if this is true for hotels in the US, but in Europe, if you stay in any half decent hotel there will be a phone in the bathroom, right next to the loo. I have never understood why!

I don't get it. I really don't want to talk to anyone when I am taking care of business