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Topic: Why do women..
JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:08 PM

At his most meanest
he would show girls his penis..




Its work in progress. It will be brilliant when its finished!


Well..so far it's kinda weak.

Gonna have to step it up for it to be brilliant...lmao

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:08 PM

*I* am the man from Nantucket


There was a Texan in Nantucket
Who liked to often say **** it
The point of the rhyme
was to not say that second line
But he is a Texan so **** it.

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:10 PM


At his most meanest
he would show girls his penis..




Its work in progress. It will be brilliant when its finished!


Well..so far it's kinda weak.

Gonna have to step it up for it to be brilliant...lmao


I never said i could write Limericks anyway, you brought them up!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:12 PM



At his most meanest
he would show girls his penis..




Its work in progress. It will be brilliant when its finished!


Well..so far it's kinda weak.

Gonna have to step it up for it to be brilliant...lmao


I never said i could write Limericks anyway, you brought them up!


A " brilliant " writer should be able to write in any form. :tongue:

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Fri 09/18/09 08:13 PM
hhhmmmm I can not decide if you are being sarcastic or seriousrofl hhmmm your profile must have some of that female attractant in it..laugh

Dan99's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:14 PM
Now you are just bullsh1tting me, you said they dont count as brilliant writing.

You cant even remain consistant over 3 posts. Looks like we are both crappy at writing!

robert1652's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:16 PM


because you're a nice guy


i fkn well aint.

stupid cow.

robert1652's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:19 PM



because you're a nice guy


i fkn well aint.

stupid cow.


you are a really nice guy
This is hilarious Fran

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 09/18/09 08:57 PM

Now you are just bullsh1tting me, you said they dont count as brilliant writing.

You cant even remain consistant over 3 posts. Looks like we are both crappy at writing!


LMAO!!! Probably....lol

Although....there is proof of my writing elsewhere on the forums...lol

Not just my posts.:thumbsup:

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 09/18/09 09:06 PM
I don't suckcock dan. I suckcunt. Oh wait. Spellcheck says succumb.

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 09/18/09 09:09 PM
Damn comeputer.

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Sat 09/19/09 05:03 AM
dan...


you are my hero again

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Sat 09/19/09 06:12 AM

Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Pity probably.

longhairbiker's photo
Sat 09/19/09 06:37 AM
Its expensive to mail a fart to england.

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Sat 09/19/09 09:03 AM

Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.

We always respond to the gay guy!!!:wink: laugh :tongue:

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Sat 09/19/09 09:10 AM




Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



I actually wrote the books and proved my brilliance just on the off-chance someone might actually check up on me. Trying to cover all the bases, that sort of thing.

But writing a whole book is hard, so my next one will just be drawings of ducks wearing different kinds of hats.


Guessing you might get some responses on the duck book but doubt they will be your intellectual equal...but who said you could have it all?

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Sat 09/19/09 09:32 AM





Always respond to my emails? I wanna be ignored like all those other men.



Become a brilliant writer and publish a couple of books. I guarantee you'll be ignored then!



I am secretly a brilliant writer. So i could let the secret out of the bag i guess. Then maybe i should lie about publishing some books too...would that work? Or do they need proof of my books and brilliance?



I actually wrote the books and proved my brilliance just on the off-chance someone might actually check up on me. Trying to cover all the bases, that sort of thing.

But writing a whole book is hard, so my next one will just be drawings of ducks wearing different kinds of hats.


Guessing you might get some responses on the duck book but doubt they will be your intellectual equal...but who said you could have it all?


Yeah, I don't want to be greedy, and having it all seems kind of demanding -- !!

Right now I would just be happy if I could find someone worth talking to, but in Indianastan, that's like looking for a solid platinum llama.


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