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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey |
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. |
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies
manager, Danny Ozark |
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hahahahahaha--where did that come from?--
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LMAO @ SHADOW
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel
Enderbery |
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LMAO
WTF? "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina |
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Too funny!!!
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LOST ME KEYS!!!!
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"Dont look at me in that tone of voice."
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"I've seen your type on the radio."
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"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks "
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The police found the body disfigured,dismembered, tied in a sack and
floting in the bay....I'll be back with more sports in a moment. News anchorman in the 1970s    
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. - US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004) |
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Crazy, they're in that guy's shoe box!!!
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ISN'T STUPIDITY FUN TO WATCH?
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HUH WHAT.....
 @ DOCTOR....
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Will the highways of the internet become more few?
Rarely is the question asked is our children learning Families is where our nation finds hope... where our wings take dream Put food on your family -- More from George.... |
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PLEASE DONT FORGET TO REMIND ME........
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