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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:16 AM
there was a REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY big freaky spider in here this morning an I tried to get it with the killing shoe but it ran under the couch Its on your pillow now!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:17 AM
Homestyle chicken noodle with goat cheese and unleavened bread sounds healthy. Either that or linguini with mushrooms over semolina noodles with grated goat cheese over the top. And unleavened bread. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Or you can have a cheese sandwich!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Tue 09/15/09 11:18 AM
I gotta leave my cats for a week again....... I WILL BABY SIT THEM!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:18 AM
Colleen is sitting in her rocking chair right now at the resort with that harley blanket over her knees as she knits me an afghan while harold unfolds and feeds her yarn from the roll of yarn he's holding as he reads colleen funny stories out of the newspaper in his rocking chair. Awwwwwww so romantic. hahaaaaaaaaaaa does harold even talk????? ...I love harold. He's 92. You get him talking and he's funnier than heck. Harold talks???? ....he can't talk over you blah blah blah. Oops forgot a couple. Blah blah blah.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 11:19 AM
i've got cheese curl's and tuna sandwhich........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:21 AM
I have a toasted cheddar cheese sandwich with raw onion!!! Kisssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeee!!! ....I kissed gypsy. And with that strong cheese and onions it was like kissing a fart. I love you!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 11:23 AM
I have a toasted cheddar cheese sandwich with raw onion!!! Kisssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeee!!! ....I kissed gypsy. And with that strong cheese and onions it was like kissing a fart. I love you!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:24 AM
<----talking to the vet

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:25 AM
I have a toasted cheddar cheese sandwich with raw onion!!! Kisssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeee!!! ....I kissed gypsy. And with that strong cheese and onions it was like kissing a fart. I love you!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:26 AM
I have Harley pillow cases but no blankee ....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Do we need to change that? They're shawl blankets. Black. Hotter than hell in the summer. Embroidered. I will probably never use em. I was going to use them as emergency blankets in the monster truck behind the seats. Then I remembered I had custom blankets and pillows made to match my monster truck and they are already behind the seats. Duh!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 11:26 AM
i dont care who you or ...that's funny !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:29 AM
I forgot to fart in your mouth biker........come here!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:31 AM
Just make sure you blow raspberries with your lips before you kiss me cheesy poof, cheese sammich, onion fart breath. Pppppffffttttttt!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:32 AM
Ooooooooooops!!! THAT WASNT A FART!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:34 AM
I love gyPpppfffffttttsy!!! (squeek)

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:35 AM
Wardrobe malfunction!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:35 AM
Spongebarb crappypants.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:37 AM
Is that an egg salad sandwich in your hand or are ya just happy to see me!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 11:37 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:38 AM
Delilah diarrhea says "irritable bowel syndrome is no wet fart laughing matter".