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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:27 AM
Can I put "Whoopie cushion placer" on my job resume for work history?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:31 AM
<----SHOves the leftover mashed potatoes in bikers mouth!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:31 AM
We have already determined that I can't put fred flinstone on a fake visa card application. Gypsy and I were rolling laughing when da brother said "Hey man- if you gonna use a fake name- can't youse do betta dan dat"? Ha ha ha ha!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:33 AM
We have already determined that I can't put fred flinstone on a fake visa card application. Gypsy and I were rolling laughing when da brother said "Hey man- if you gonna use a fake name- can't youse do betta dan dat"? Ha ha ha ha! hahaaaaaaa I cant believe you went to all that trouble.....in the hot sun to fill out an application and you didnt even get the blanket!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:33 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........whereeeeeeeeez my harley blanket????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:35 AM
Whazza matter boi? Dontcha tink fred flinstones gotta good credit rating? 27 years working for mr slate aint good enough? You prejudice against the caveman? You see da rocks my ole lady wilma be wearin? We be stylin. Don't be down on da caveman!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:37 AM
Whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez my blanket?????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:37 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........whereeeeeeeeez my harley blanket???? ....you gave it to colleen as a gift and she hugged you and thanked you.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:38 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........whereeeeeeeeez my harley blanket???? ....you gave it to colleen as a gift and she hugged you and thanked you. Oh! Ok well I have 2 already!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:43 AM
asdfbjkdfsa njkdfnjdsfnjksdanjksad dsanjfkdsanjkfdasnjfkdsa UPS!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:46 AM
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:50 AM
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"! lOL good memory!!!!! Ok where did I put my passport????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:50 AM
and whereeeeeeeez my tea???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:51 AM
Colleen is sitting in her rocking chair right now at the resort with that harley blanket over her knees as she knits me an afghan while harold unfolds and feeds her yarn from the roll of yarn he's holding as he reads colleen funny stories out of the newspaper in his rocking chair. Awwwwwww so romantic.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:53 AM
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"! lOL good memory!!!!! Ok where did I put my passport???? .....shadow dragged it out into the yard, dug a cathole, pooped on it, and buried it as revenge for putting him on utube.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:55 AM
Colleen is sitting in her rocking chair right now at the resort with that harley blanket over her knees as she knits me an afghan while harold unfolds and feeds her yarn from the roll of yarn he's holding as he reads colleen funny stories out of the newspaper in his rocking chair. Awwwwwww so romantic. hahaaaaaaaaaaa does harold even talk?????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:56 AM
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"! lOL good memory!!!!! Ok where did I put my passport???? .....shadow dragged it out into the yard, dug a cathole, pooped on it, and buried it as revenge for putting him on utube. bwwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:57 AM
Ok finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllly!!! UsPs is going through canada post and I can probably pick it up at the post office either today or tomorrow!!!! Geeeeeeeeeeeez ordering stuff online from california is crazzzzzzzzzzy!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 10:58 AM
I guess I should think about which bikini to pack eh????

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 11:02 AM
im hungry............