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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56
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Wed 09/09/09 02:01 AM



Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


Cause you are as nuts as I am....

you know how naughty kids get told...GO TO YOUR ROOM?

I get told....Go TO THE COMPUTER and ANNOY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 09/09/09 02:01 AM




Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


pupus, drinks, and cabana boys.....bigsmile right?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh how I love the pupu platter!!!laugh drinker :banana:

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Wed 09/09/09 02:02 AM




Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


Cause you are as nuts as I am....

you know how naughty kids get told...GO TO YOUR ROOM?

I get told....Go TO THE COMPUTER and ANNOY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl rofl rofl
I have no one to tell me what to do anymore.......frown

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:06 AM




Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


Cause you are as nuts as I am....

you know how naughty kids get told...GO TO YOUR ROOM?

I get told....Go TO THE COMPUTER and ANNOY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl rofl rofl



If you're "REALLY" naughty...you'd better go to "my" room.bigsmile

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Wed 09/09/09 02:07 AM
Dear diary.......just be happy you didnt paint your bedroom apple green!!!!!shocked scared shocked

Jess642's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:08 AM





Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


Cause you are as nuts as I am....

you know how naughty kids get told...GO TO YOUR ROOM?

I get told....Go TO THE COMPUTER and ANNOY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl rofl rofl



If you're "REALLY" naughty...you'd better go to "my" room.bigsmile



Hahahaha THAT'S when I am really really 'good'....pitchfork

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Wed 09/09/09 02:08 AM
<------worst painter in the whooooooooooolllllllllllllllle wide worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!slaphead rofl rofl rofl

Jess642's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:09 AM

Dear diary.......just be happy you didnt paint your bedroom apple green!!!!!shocked scared shocked


What were you thinking woman?


I can understand one wall...a feature wall...but holy crap, I would think I was inside an avocado...scared

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Wed 09/09/09 02:10 AM
Just wait till I paint it pumpkin orange........or something else...........bad!!!noway scared rofl

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Wed 09/09/09 02:11 AM
Dear diary......I dont think Im really good at a lot of things........

HOW COME????sad explode laugh

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Wed 09/09/09 02:11 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 09/09/09 02:11 AM






Dear diary........Im noticing that alot of men on here dont know how to have a relationship with a woman. I dont get it at all.




Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps that could be why they are single and on mingle???



spock

slaphead


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
why the hell am I here then????shocked scared rofl


Cause you are as nuts as I am....

you know how naughty kids get told...GO TO YOUR ROOM?

I get told....Go TO THE COMPUTER and ANNOY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rofl rofl rofl



If you're "REALLY" naughty...you'd better go to "my" room.bigsmile



Hahahaha THAT'S when I am really really 'good'....pitchfork




.....laugh at computer annoyance?

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Wed 09/09/09 02:13 AM
Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway

Jess642's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:14 AM




Hahahaha THAT'S when I am really really 'good'....pitchfork




.....laugh at computer annoyance?



Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!rofl rofl rofl


probably......I think we have found the solution for forgetting the milk...just get sent to a room...or a computer, in a room...



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Wed 09/09/09 02:15 AM

Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway


GOOD!....never been married...but saving money for a divorce

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Wed 09/09/09 02:15 AM
We will never forget the milk though!!!bigsmile

Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Where the milk???rant explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Jess642's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:15 AM

Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway


But you look hot in a black dress and have great legs...bigsmile

I can make catfood sandwiches...for whiney niceguys...

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Wed 09/09/09 02:16 AM


Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway


GOOD!....never been married...but saving money for a divorce
Lol Ive been married before and lived with men as well. I remember.......vaguely......I think I was a good wife.:banana:

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Wed 09/09/09 02:17 AM


Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway


But you look hot in a black dress and have great legs...bigsmile

I can make catfood sandwiches...for whiney niceguys...
hahaaaaaaaaaa did I ever tell you time I made my older sister a cat food sammich????pitchfork

she shouldnt have been so mean to me.....:angel: rofl

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:17 AM





Hahahaha THAT'S when I am really really 'good'....pitchfork




.....laugh at computer annoyance?



Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!rofl rofl rofl


probably......I think we have found the solution for forgetting the milk...just get sent to a room...or a computer, in a room...





laugh a stage for intolerance I fear though....


...lactose or otherwise

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 09/09/09 02:21 AM



Ok.......so Im not that good at cooking

Im not that good at painting

Im going to make a terrible wife one day!!!!sad laugh noway


GOOD!....never been married...but saving money for a divorce
Lol Ive been married before and lived with men as well. I remember.......vaguely......I think I was a good wife.:banana:


*foregoing usual sarcarsm*

I'm sure you were T.flowerforyou

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