I think I just fell asleep during my imaginary hot oil massage...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now,,, I will pay anyone $7878989032890328902 to carry me to my bed and tuck me in!!!

I'll even give someone $3782478327832 to brush my teeth........

I need some oil myself.

After imagining.


Your skin with hot oil - Gawwwwwwd!








Free of charge - put your gazillion dollars away

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm gonna go an lie in bed an imagine a hot oil massage

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Dear diary, today is labor day. And I have to work. As I said- my labor day weekend was basically ruined by idiots. I'm going to be really busy for the next 10 months at work. I bought a mint shape ford ranger pickup truck. This was the only weekend I had to pick it up. I had a freind with a car dolly trailer who owes me BIG TIME and told me I could use it to bring my pickup truck home. No problem- right?

morning Kyle...

So diary, I get some freinds together to help get this pickup truck home. Its 100 miles away. I go to get the car dolly to bring the pickup truck home. The idiot decided to do the wheel bearings on it and had it all apart. I'm like WTF?!!! You couldn't pick a better moment to f**k up my weekend!!! He's so dumb he took one wheel bearing apart on saturday decided to buy a new one. Drove 70 miles to get a new one and fixed it. Then on sunday decided to replace the other wheel bearing and drove another 70 miles to get another one. Most normal people would get BOTH wheel bearings and fix them in a few hours. This nitwit wasted 2 days of my time and my freinds time for no reason other than stupidity. Yeah 7 o'clock last nite butthead calls me and says I can use the trailer- its fixed. I'm like "Hello poopknuckles- I wanted to use it saturday- not sunday- not monday when I gotta go to work"!!!!

...good morning carole. Flowers for you.

So diary, in the meantime I got my freinds that are supposed to be helping me getting crabby and antsy. I got the guy with the pickup truck calling me and barking at me that he needs garage space. I scramble and call u haul to rent a car dolly. 3 day wait- reserved. I call freinds left and right and its labor day weekend and everyones gone enjoying the nice weather. I'm getting angrier by the moment.

Then my parents call and ask me to come over and replace 3 floor tiles in their kitchen that their interior decorator screwed up. So I grab my tools, and go over and fix the floor tiles with my mother biotching at me the whole time while my freinds stood amazed that my mother would be so abusive to me as I'm helping fix her floor. Then she really laid into me and started to call me names over buying the said pickup truck. I finished the floor tiles then snapped. Threw my tools all over the driveway and left doing one loud squeeling burnout down the street. I went home and took a nap to cool off and understanding my freinds went home.

Today is labor day dear diary. I slept well last night. There was so many things I wanted to do this weekend. The weather was perfect. I wanted to go camping and biking, and fishing. All ruined because of stupid people. Well before I go to work today I have to attend to these stupid people. I'm going dancing. No- seriously- I'm going dancing. I'm going to do a new dance called "Longhaired biker stomp". Its a great new dance. Easy to do too. You just don't talk about it- you just do it. As they say "You just break the grape". To do the longhairbiker stomp you just push your aggrivating partner that's been pissing you off all weekend over to the ground and stomp on their head with big biker boots. I'm going to be doing the longhairbiker stomp for a few hours today. Starting at my house to mr wheel bearings house all the way to the whiny biotch that sold me the pickup truck and won't quit calling and biotching for nothing. I'm going to enjoy labor day today before I go to work. Big circle of head stomping.

Mr one percent indian is on the warpath. A few have been forewarned and are scattering. And for good reason. They realize it takes a few days for boot prints on their face to go away. Stomping people out of anger is foolish and senseless. But waking people up and stomping them because of their stupidity is pure fun!

Somebody mustve said something. Mr wheel bearing just called me and said "Please don't stomp on my head. I'm sorry". Gonna be a wierd day indeed.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you stop that!!!

<----puts on her fabulous ninja pants and leaps upon the desk and starts to throw chinese throwing stars!!!


<-------awaits purple.....