Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56 | |
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Dear diary.....why is my cat always on my lap when I want to eat????? And he has to look soooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Dear diary, my whole weekend was ruined at the hands of others lack of intellegence. I snapped today and got a little ignorant. Tomorrow before I go to work I'm going to step on some heads. Gonna be some upset people tomorrow. But turnabout is fair play. |
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Im so hungry I could eat a
MOUSE!! |
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Dear diary.......My crazy patient struck out at me tonight and scratched my arm. Again he was so loud and screaming and swearing that someone came to my aid but again I said it was ok......
I have a feeling he isnt going to last long...... |
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I think I'm going to have a drink
it's almost Labour day I've been in labour a few times |
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What are we drinking??? I have 7 up!!!
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<-----was in labour for 52 hours!!!!!!
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Wanna talk about our labour????
It sure beats our periods!!! |
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Sheridans
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have a happy period what a load of !@#*!
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I was induced 9 times........and then BAM!!!!
Instant stage 3 labour for 52 hours......I thought I would die. And I almost did. Would someone just get this ****ing baby out? NOW????? HOW ABOUT NOW??? WHAT ABOUT NOW???? NOOOOOOOOW>>>??? |
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WHY ISNT THIS BABY COMING OUT????
Well miss......you are not big enough to get your transverse 10 lbs baby out!!!! JUST GET THIS ****ING BABY OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! CAN YOU GET IT OUT NOW?>????? GETTTTTTTTTTTTT IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!~~!!! |
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For 2 days?
You gave labor? Holy phuck |
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my daughter was just about born in the car
GO FAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sooooooooooo finally after 52 hours of murderous hell they decided to give me a C-section and by that time I went into shock on the table and they had to put me out. I collapsed a lung, popped a blood vessel in my eye.
JUST GET THIS ****ING BABY OUT!!!! I awoke hallucinating......from all the drugs I was on and the nurse told me to shut up and slapped my face!!! I told her when I get up from this table she better RUN!!! They then handed me this screaming baby and I was supposed to BE HAPPY!!! |
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you wanted it out
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The doctors then whisked him off to a better hospital to be hooked up to heart monitors etc because they left me in labour too long and infection set in.
I then was hooked up to blood transfusions, 10 in total because I was dying. |
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PUT IT BACK IN !!
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Jesus. That is miserable.
God bless women. For real. No chance I would take any amount of money to go through that |
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