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Topic: Help! I'm troubled...
munchiebellic Joined Sun 06/28/09 Posts: 517	Mon 08/31/09 06:54 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you? Hey now i resemble that statement. You must be talking about the customers lol!

munchiebellic Joined Sun 06/28/09 Posts: 517	Mon 08/31/09 06:54 PM Edited by munchiebellic on Mon 08/31/09 06:56 PM
Sorry double post

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:55 PM
Just repeat after me marley.....lycra bicycle shorts are made for people who actually ride a bicycle- not skank casual wear.

TJN Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 6745	Mon 08/31/09 06:57 PM
Spandex is a privaledge not a right!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:57 PM
My name is marley and I'm a skankaholic. You can do it.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 07:00 PM
Repeat after me......an insecure skank with size 26 jeans and a trampstamp tattoo on her backside is equivelent to putting "Goodyear" on the side of a blimp. Its just advertising.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 07:08 PM
I find that if I just picture her on the maury povich show attempting to find the father of her illegitimate chitlin out of a sea of deadbeat fathers she screwed helps out quite a bit marley. It takes away some of their addictive nature.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 07:11 PM
Everyone! Let's help marley. Everyone chant with me....marley you are not the father. Marley you are not the father. Marley you are not the father.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 07:16 PM
Repeat after me marley......those giant hoop ear rings do not make her look smaller.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 08/31/09 07:34 PM


Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 08/31/09 09:06 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. Mutual Match... it's the cure for everything... even the economic crisis!

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Mon 08/31/09 11:57 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. I joke about hookers, but honestly have never had one, Never even been to a strip bar.... But a $30 hooker works for my budget!!

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 09/01/09 12:03 AM
I also love women that use bondo as a makeup!! Or at least I do till her face cracks!!

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Tue 09/01/09 12:16 AM
So many nice women on Mingle and you fellas have to pick the bad apples. What is a woman to do?

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Tue 09/01/09 12:19 AM
So many nice women on Mingle and you fellas have to pick the bad apples. What is a woman to do? Move to Missouri! We don't have many apple trees

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Tue 09/01/09 12:22 AM
Lived in StLouis three years

daytime Joined Sat 04/25/09 Posts: 2735	Tue 09/01/09 12:26 AM
I had an intervention. Attended SA- skanks anonymous meetings. Went through a tough 12 step program. Its hard to kick the skank habit I tell ya. Just the smell at walmart gets you back to stinky thinking. And one drive through the trailer park, and you're right back in skank rehab. Its tough marley, but you can do it. I have faith.

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Tue 09/01/09 03:01 AM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh? So THAT'S my problem! I'm too conservative... There ya are. Guys dig it when your heels are crusty and dirty and you've been walking on the fringed cuffs of your Rider jeans. Throw out some profanity real loud in public and don't forget some overdone unnecessary drama while you're at it. If that ring on your thumb isn't turning your thumb green IT AIN'T SKANK!

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Tue 09/01/09 03:14 AM Edited by earthytaurus76 on Tue 09/01/09 03:15 AM
Thats probably just one recycled skank thats been around for centruies,.. thats probably where the get the saying "man she really gets around doesnt she". I bet she does. Sometimes she has gold toofus, sometimes she just looks like her.

Katzenschnauzer Joined Sat 03/28/09 Posts: 2731	Tue 09/01/09 03:16 AM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you? Hey now i resemble that statement. You must be talking about the customers lol! Oh no, the associates are never skanky. They are busy in the aisles kavetching about when their break is or wasn't. Besides, how can you be skank wearing a blue vest with trinkets & photo buttons all over it? {All in jest. Where would we be without them? Unsung heros, they are. )