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Topic: Help! I'm troubled...
Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 08/31/09 06:26 PM
Take two bimbo's and post in the morning...

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:29 PM
...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you? Ya know, I go in there to buy some deodorant and all of a sudden, I find myself following a Levi's tag. Then ...whop, bam, boom...it's a gold plated ankle bracelet. You gals do this on purpose, doncha?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:31 PM
Ahhhhh skank lust. Big boobed, gut hanging over her lei 3 sizes too small jeans, leopard seatcovered red pontiac grand am with a baby gap baby seat in the back drivin, big hair made up over her ears so she can use her LG flip cellphone, high heeled blonde skank. Aint nothing better than that. Mmmmmmmmmm!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:32 PM
I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!! No. Please stay. You have lusturous hair. You made me spit my soda through my nose Quite the rush, isn't it?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 08/31/09 06:32 PM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh?

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Mon 08/31/09 06:33 PM
Ahhhhh skank lust. Big boobed, gut hanging over her lei 3 sizes too small jeans, leopard seatcovered red pontiac grand am with a baby gap baby seat in the back drivin, big hair made up over her ears so she can use her LG flip cellphone, high heeled blonde skank. Aint nothing better than that. Mmmmmmmmmm! OMG!! You guys are hilarious!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:33 PM
Ahhhhh skank lust. Big boobed, gut hanging over her lei 3 sizes too small jeans, leopard seatcovered red pontiac grand am with a baby gap baby seat in the back drivin, big hair made up over her ears so she can use her LG flip cellphone, high heeled blonde skank. Aint nothing better than that. Mmmmmmmmmm! Stop it. I'm starting to salivate.

booksaresexy Joined Sun 05/31/09 Posts: 68	Mon 08/31/09 06:35 PM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh? So THAT'S my problem! I'm too conservative...

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 08/31/09 06:37 PM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh? No. Not at all. A few tatoos. Some tight jeans. A halter top sure wouldn't hurt. Occasionally, ask if you can stop to get some Milk Duds.

mo_muirnin Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 539	Mon 08/31/09 06:37 PM
As long as you stay away from the phsyco rock throwing screamers you'll be fine.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:38 PM
Whoops I forgot a few. Rapper bling. Wrigleys gum snappin in the north and blackjack gum snappin in the south. Clove perfume. Clove cigarettes, clove douche. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Skanks.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 08/31/09 06:39 PM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh? No. Not at all. A few tatoos. Some tight jeans. A halter top sure wouldn't hurt. Occasionally, ask if you can stop to get some Milk Duds. Well I have the tat's.... might have some tight jeans. Got a bathsuit halter top, will that work? Milk duds... all yours, don't like them!

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Mon 08/31/09 06:39 PM
I guess I am doin it all wrong by having the conservative look, huh? Me too

mo_muirnin Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 539	Mon 08/31/09 06:39 PM
lololol!! Yeah you're supposed to have big hair, wear tight jeans that give you a camel toe and be sure to be gold digger that wears an anklet bracelet...you know that reminds me of the women that really got into the 80s, LOL

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 08/31/09 06:41 PM
Whoops I forgot a few. Rapper bling. Wrigleys gum snappin in the north and blackjack gum snappin in the south. Clove perfume. Clove cigarettes, clove douche. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Skanks. Oh! That's where I draw the line at cloves! I don't want to smell like an easter ham!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:42 PM
3rd world samsonite suitcase of a purse. And every time she opens it to buy milk duds, those cheap condoms you get at the clinic fall out. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Skanks. Don't forget the frog tattoo on her neck because she likes frogs.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 08/31/09 06:43 PM
oh gawd

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 08/31/09 06:44 PM
oh gawd There are some of those up there in the tundra aren't there? Or are they on the east coast?

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Mon 08/31/09 06:45 PM
Im bummed,all i have around here is the high-class country club style skank.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 08/31/09 06:50 PM
I had an intervention. Attended SA- skanks anonymous meetings. Went through a tough 12 step program. Its hard to kick the skank habit I tell ya. Just the smell at walmart gets you back to stinky thinking. And one drive through the trailer park, and you're right back in skank rehab. Its tough marley, but you can do it. I have faith.