The Johnsons began this Sunday morning exactly backwards. He took the kids to church and later handed the kids over to the chaperones for a Sunday afternoon field trip to The Zoo. He then drove to the grocery store to shop before going home.
Mrs. Johnson met three of her friends at the country club for a round of Golf followed by a round of drinks and lunch.
She arrived home about 2pm and just happened to catch her husband and a beautiful young woman cleaning up in the bedroom after some obviously passionate love making.
Eventually he got his wife to calm down long enough to explain what and why his wife had seen what she walked in on.
" Honey, after church I went down to HEB and bought what we needed here at home. While I was loading the groceries into the car, it began to drizzle. I happened to see this young lady sitting on a bus bench and she looked so tired and so lonely that I asked her if she needed any help. She told me that she hadn't eaten in a very long time, she needed a shower and some good clothes. I told her to get in the car and that I could help her out.
I gave her the left over pot roast that you didn't like last night.
While she took a shower, I found some slacks and shoes, a blouse, and even some "undies" that you never did like.
She thanked me for all my kindness and she had one question for me."
"Is there anything else your wife isn't using?"