Weird guy, guess the 6 or 7 woman that approach him daily were on vacation between those two messages.

"In fact, you should look up passive-aggressiveness."

Your friends were jealous, even if they say they weren't

I wanna hear it too! Can anyone tell me where the volume control is on my Toshiba lap top? I've tried everything obvious, thanks, felling stupid and

"You seemed kind of timid, I don't like that in women so that concerned me, I usually like an aggressive woman - but thats something we can talk about. Anyway.... "











I want to go have a beer with this dude

I'm gonna start leaving awesome voice mails like that when my friends don't pick up their phones

OH MY GOSH!!! To funny! What a catch, I want him to be all mine! You all are not going to believe this but I dated a guy very much like this, well, less extreme for sure but the attitude was shamefully familiar!

Thanks for the laugh!

I don't care how 'elegant' this woman is ... she would not be able to 'class' this joker up ...

I'd pay to go to the bar with this dude. I would. Just one night, oh, just awesomeness. thats all that would be

I can hear it now ...




Hello. You should pick up now. There is nothing wrong with me ... in fact, I am the most amazing friend you have ... 6 or 7 friends a day call just to talk to me... so pick up! I am giving you an opportunity here ... if you don't call me back by 2:47 then just lose my number ... unless, of course, you have a very good explanation why you are not taking my call like you are in the middle of having your gallbladder removed or something. Of course, maybe you are just mentally unstable in which case you don't need to waste any more of my time ... but if you are psychologically normal then call me back ... you have until 2:47. I don't play that wack azz game your other friends play ... this is how I work ... ok ... so ... call me back you passive-aggressive beeeeeeeppppppp ....

OMG DIMITRI!!!!

"PLEASE TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER!!!!"

This guy sounds like the most arogont, possesssive, controlling,
pr!ck, ive ever heard!!!

Its all about Dimitri, Dimitri, Dimitri!!!

Dude....

GET A LIFE ....PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE!

I will gladly shoot any woman who even thinks of calling him back, to save her dignity!

Hey this has me thinking...I am moving to Maine in about 2 months, new start, dream come true (really) and all that...maybe I should come up with a really good message for my machine, like...I can't come to the phone right now but keep trying back, no matter how many times I don't answer, don't even consider that I am screening my calls, just keep trying cause if you don't get me you will have missed out on the best thing that ever happened to you. HHHHMMMM something along those lines...

Wow! Greek? Stick with the olives and stay away from the Greek..sounds like an episode of Sopranos.

Huh.....I need a lady winner .
Who cares about guys ?!.

Double post .

I'm dying here! LMAO!

Thanks for the laugh Myka

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!

THAT'S what I have been doing wrong all these years!

oh my god!!

Sooooo wierd!!! I wonder if he knows he has been recorded.

I think so he left messages after all... Now we have to wonder if he knows he's on the internet with those messages