cuz hes probally that kind of creep lol

I really love that ones that come in with
Hi, y r really hot wanna chat my number is...thenI get a number
Like WTH...

The ones that are nothing more than
Y R hot chat?

I answer them with did you read my profile I am in Bloody Alaska and
today is not hot...

You can always tell which guys send those kind of messages when they get offended 'cause you brought it up.

Btw, I still want to know if anyone really greets someone with "haiiii" in real life? I mean seriously? I think I'd die laughing if a guy came up to me and the first words out of his mouth were "Haiiiii, you got sexy legs. I to talk to you. Yes, please?????"

And I've never complained about not getting emails on here, I'd rather get no mail at all than try to muddle through something that looks like the best efforts of a first grader.

agreed i got an email on here that said "wuz up" then i blocked him

I got a message from a dude today - not like a cool message from TexasScoundrel or darkowl1 -

BUT


like a MESSAGE from a dude. know what i'm sayin?


He wanted to know the last time I kissed a boy that looked like him.

my fav:

Waz up gurl??? ur sexay...hit me up!!!


my answer:

.....side the head with a baseball bat.

or hiii waz up u r sexii.

great answer, i wonder where that nonsense came from anyway- being hit up? sounds retarded.

I like the ones that suggest that I cannot deny the mutual attraction...


And when I send back ....'Pardon? Mutual attraction between my partner and I? Attraction to this site? To dead 800 year old poets?'


I get responded with ...' what is your yahoo addy? I am in love with you...'

and I respond with ...' errm...thanks, but ahhhh, you're a divorced catholic (is that allowed?)...and I am a partnered Buddhist/Taoist, in Australia, you know, on the other side of the world...thankyou but no thankyou..'

I get back...' I need your yahoo addy...Iyou cannot deny our love.'



I always end up feeling so 'special' that I want my own 'special' parking space...

that's funny, they think you can't deny their love, when you've already denied it repeatedly.

You got mail....

i had one that wanted to help me move so he can be devoted to me cuz i was sooo beautiful and amazing

I just got this one:

u r sexy willu im me im form amerika to

there should be a mail filter for weeding out emails that contain all consonants

Bye bye

i block them one horrible pick up line at a time!lol

Here's My Latest:

"Send you hello from Norway.
If you want write me...

Kisses, Kjell"