Topic: toilet seat
Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:04 PM




why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?

I personally hate touching the underside of the seat when it might potentially have been sprayed upon, or worse....

Then, there is always the possibility of falling in the water if you use the toilet at night when you are really really sleepy. lol


Why I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


What I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


I have 3 sons..I trained them to put the seat down for me..not for to lift it for them. Just the way it is..I'm mom, I'm the boss. If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. bigsmile

no photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:05 PM


I say never ask this question and if she insists on it being down- then you know what- gosh dangit, us men should start pissssing sitting down as well.

Just do the simple things to keep em happy and off your back.

Just go pee in the back yard behind a tree. Problem solved.





If thats what she told me she wanted me to do, I would just do it.

I refuse to fight over the little things.

Want the toilet seat down? it's programmed in my brain to throw it back down after i take a pisss.
I'm not leaving that thing up for nothin.

johncarl's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:13 PM





why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?

I personally hate touching the underside of the seat when it might potentially have been sprayed upon, or worse....

Then, there is always the possibility of falling in the water if you use the toilet at night when you are really really sleepy. lol


Why I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


What I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


I have 3 sons..I trained them to put the seat down for me..not for to lift it for them. Just the way it is..I'm mom, I'm the boss. If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. bigsmile
i will never get trained by a woman.laugh

robert1652's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:13 PM

nuff said..you ladies made the point...

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:22 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 08/25/09 07:22 PM
i will never get trained by a woman.laugh

"Luv2roknroll" grabs her whip.....

WANNA BET!!pitchfork laugh

johncarl's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:39 PM

i will never get trained by a woman.laugh

"Luv2roknroll" grabs her whip.....

WANNA BET!!pitchfork laugh
do you have them kind that make lots of noise but dont hurt.oh and the mask with the rubber ball in the mouth.laugh drinker pitchfork

Anton_k's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:41 PM

Have you ever had to go so bad, rushed into the bathroom pulled down your pants and feel into the cold water????????????



have you ever had to go so badly when you bend over to lift the lid you compress your bladder and pee all over yourself..me either but i know it happened..

Anton_k's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:42 PM
Edited by Anton_k on Tue 08/25/09 07:44 PM





why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?

I personally hate touching the underside of the seat when it might potentially have been sprayed upon, or worse....

Then, there is always the possibility of falling in the water if you use the toilet at night when you are really really sleepy. lol


Why I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


What I don't get is why after they pee don't they put the toilet seat back up. When are we getting it OUR way!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


I have 3 sons..I trained them to put the seat down for me..not for to lift it for them. Just the way it is..I'm mom, I'm the boss. If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. bigsmile


and those words should be written stone on a big wall for all men to ready..truer words have never been spoken..bigsmile

TexasScoundrel's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:47 PM
Nothing makes me laugh harder than a woman falling into the bowl. I always leave to seat up.

Atlantis75's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:49 PM

Try leaving it up one night...then stumble into the bathroom in the dark while half asleep and attempt to pee sitting down. See how YOU like dunking your *** in ice cold toilet water.


I'm gonna have to experiment with this, for scientific research (LOL), with a night vision camera. bigsmile

What I need:

1. A woman, which will sleep with me at night and goes to pee sometime during the night.


1SexyJerk's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:50 PM

Have you ever had to go so bad, rushed into the bathroom pulled down your pants and feel into the cold water????????????



dude how blind do you have to be to see the toliet seat isnt down lol just put it down it's a simple process and only takes a second lol

Anton_k's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:53 PM

Have you ever had to go so bad, rushed into the bathroom pulled down your pants and feel into the cold water????????????



yes i have as a matter of fact ..but i just dry him off when i am done..:laughing:

no photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:54 PM
slaphead

Jess642's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:55 PM
We have 3 bathrooms....theirs, ours ...and others...


They leave theirs up...we leave ours down, and others can do what they damn well please...

it works in our house, with having both genders.

johncarl's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:09 PM

We have 3 bathrooms....theirs, ours ...and others...


They leave theirs up...we leave ours down, and others can do what they damn well please...

it works in our house, with having both genders.
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou see we can all get along

cabot's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:14 PM



Better leave the toilet seat down...or you are going down.laugh

adj4u's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:14 PM
maybe ya should just leave it down guys

and if ya get a little on the seat well hey

who cares


if they cant look then too bad

they should be thankful you put it up

maybe they should put it up after they use it if they do not want ya to pea on it


the discussion can go both ways



TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:16 PM
Hahahah solution to that beyond not living with a man is to keep a light on in the bathroomthink Awww I always have a light that stays on in my bathroom........

Actually when my son or granddaughter leaves the lid up I go by pop in and close it shshshh I get more peeved about the shower curtain being left drawn back then I do the toilet seatnoway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

johncarl's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:27 PM
i say us guys should put the plastic wrap on the seat and put the lid down and sit back and wait.laugh laugh laugh :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: rofl then they will have a thing to get mad about. be prepared to sleep on the couch.:laughing:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 08/25/09 08:28 PM

i say us guys should put the plastic wrap on the seat and put the lid down and sit back and wait.laugh laugh laugh :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: rofl then they will have a thing to get mad about. be prepared to sleep on the couch.:laughing:



Haahahah would be funny if ya'll forgot and had to go to the bathroom and the trick got turned on ya...:laughing: :laughing: