Priceless.

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Hello, my name is Rich and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion freaking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling
freak show.


And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to
you and everyone else to whom you send "his" email?


How stupid are we?


Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by a super model I'll just happen to run into tomorrow!


What a bunch of utter bullcrap.


Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St. Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.


Screw 'em!!


If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing.


I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being." I don't freaking care.


Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are it contains
an email address digger program that will put our addresses in the
books of any number of scammers out there.


The point being?


If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless
or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.


If it's funny, send it on.


Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.


Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.


Have a nice day.


Billy Connolly


PS Send me 15 bucks and then screw off.

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