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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53 | |
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a moment of silence for those french fries I just devoured
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Dear Diary,
If women are gonna BE like that and not email ME then I'm gonna ignore the crap out of them right here on the Diary!! |
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Dear diary......now Im thinking about cloudy's azzzzzzzzzz and ........
I wanna scratch my eyeballs out!!!  
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Dear Diary, If women are gonna BE like that and not email ME then I'm gonna ignore the crap out of them right here on the Diary!!  
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Dear Diary, If women are gonna BE like that and not email ME then I'm gonna ignore the crap out of them right here on the Diary!! I just spit out my water. Now that is funny
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Dear Diary, If women are gonna BE like that and not email ME then I'm gonna ignore the crap out of them right here on the Diary!!
i ignored you FIRST. and i mean it to STING!
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Dear diary......a slap on the azzzzzz in the shower..........is meant to sting!!!
 
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<-----plays SHINEY DISCO BALLLLLLLLLLZ!!!
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Gypsy-
Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX |
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Gypsy- Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX
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My gaaaaaaaaaaaawd he knows how to treat a woman!!!
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ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!!
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Dear Diary,
I have composed the most beautiful email and now I am never going to send it or post it. I'm going to play screamo instead. |
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ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!!
Did you just call me a ding dong? And you are prolly right. If you must kill me, do it slowly. I want to suffer |
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ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!!
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no they are a chocolate cake with cream filling enrobed in a light yet delicious chocolate coating
delightful 
really!
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Dear Diary, I have composed the most beautiful email and now I am never going to send it or post it. I'm going to play screamo instead.  
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ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!!
I think they call them "King Dong's"
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Gypsy- Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX
You said the magic word. Massage. Maybe your dinner can wait until after your massage. I'm not going to brag about being the worlds greatest man at oral sex or last for a week straight- BUT I CAN GIVE A MASSAGE. Let me look in my little basket of goodies for what type of oil would be perfect for this massage. yessssssssss
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no they are a chocolate cake with cream filling enrobed in a light yet delicious chocolate coating delightful
really!
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