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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53 | |
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Did you wait for me????
Did you check the time to see if and when I would be on??? |
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what time is it in Iowa???
 
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I object.
Those are not fair questions. Yes- I came on just to see if you were on. And it's 1:50am Gosh bless it. I am guilty. I am a stalker. Whats next for me? I grow a mustache and hand out candy to little kids!!? |
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I object. Those are not fair questions. Yes- I came on just to see if you were on. And it's 1:50am Gosh bless it. I am guilty. I am a stalker. Whats next for me? I grow a mustache and hand out candy to little kids!!? 
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Your right. It's wrong. I stalked you today.
Sorrrrry. But why is every intelligent, beautiful woman over 40 on this site and therefore never going to take me serious!?
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Take you serious???? Do you want us to take you serious???
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Take you serious???? Do you want us to take you serious???
It's not possible. nevermind. You chew up little ones like me and eat me for breakfast. You should put that hoodie profile pic back up though - I mean- if you got around to it and felt like it was something you wanted to do |
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Dear Diary;
THERE IS A FLAMING CACTUS UP MY ***! PULL IT OUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I found out today that its NOT a yeast infection, but jock itch! Where do I go to get meds for it!? The Dr. just said they are available everywhere, but I looked in the only store open at 2am and they didn't have anything! 
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For some strange reason I'm enjoying this.
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Dear Diary; THERE IS A FLAMING CACTUS UP MY ***! PULL IT OUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I found out today that its NOT a yeast infection, but jock itch! Where do I go to get meds for it!? The Dr. just said they are available everywhere, but I looked in the only store open at 2am and they didn't have anything!
Mix in some Gold Bond as well. |
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Take you serious???? Do you want us to take you serious???
It's not possible. nevermind. You chew up little ones like me and eat me for breakfast. You should put that hoodie profile pic back up though - I mean- if you got around to it and felt like it was something you wanted to do
You mean this pic?? 
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Dear Diary; THERE IS A FLAMING CACTUS UP MY ***! PULL IT OUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I found out today that its NOT a yeast infection, but jock itch! Where do I go to get meds for it!? The Dr. just said they are available everywhere, but I looked in the only store open at 2am and they didn't have anything!
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Take you serious???? Do you want us to take you serious???
It's not possible. nevermind. You chew up little ones like me and eat me for breakfast. You should put that hoodie profile pic back up though - I mean- if you got around to it and felt like it was something you wanted to do
You mean this pic??
That is sensational - *sighs* |
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Hmmmmmmmmm try a sitz bath........
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For some strange reason I'm enjoying this. It's going to end bad for me isn't it? |
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Holy crap! Lotromin. Available everywhere.
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For some strange reason I'm enjoying this. It's going to end bad for me isn't it? 
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Gypsys got a boyfreind. Gypsys got a boyfreind.
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Ok, so Lotromin, and Gold Bond powder...wtf is a sitz bath?
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I don't know knothing. I'm an asswhole.
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