A grandson came to visit his grandparents and noticed his grandfather
sitting on the porch in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the
waist down.

"Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to
see!" he exclaimed. Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering.

"Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the
waist?" he asked again.

Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on
and got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea..."