Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Previous 1 2 … 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 … 49 50 Next

Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM
I think Im swallowing.........brain matter!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM
Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK! NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! But but........what about our black love child????

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 08/19/09 12:19 AM
set's in the corner eating popcorn and watches....... QUIT WATCHING ME!!! but me love you long time ! yadda yadda yadda........thats what they ALL SAY!! ya, but i have extend's....lmao

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM
Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK! NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight ! g'night chicken chit! hehe

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 08/19/09 12:20 AM
Good luck! I'm 260lbs of pure limp fat! I can become dead weight in an instant! I got guys to help me! I'll just call on Chevy, Thumper, and Pat! I'll just tell them how mean you are to me, and they'll be there in a heart beat! Cause they wuvs me and I'm a gurl! Your meaner to me! Who would call me after EVERY Packers game to tell me they lost? YOU! ME!!!!! cause the packers SUCK! NONONONONO! The Giants suck more than a cheap hooker on Sunday night Anyway, off to bed with me, Gnight ! and you would know this how cloudy ???????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:21 AM
set's in the corner eating popcorn and watches....... QUIT WATCHING ME!!! but me love you long time ! yadda yadda yadda........thats what they ALL SAY!! ya, but i have extend's....lmao

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:22 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!! Dead people Suck!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 08/19/09 12:22 AM
oh, cloudy............ or you trying to tell us some here ????????

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! But but........what about our black love child???? I am only capable of having 100% asian children anyway

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
All this swallowing is.....kinda gross

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! But but........what about our black love child???? I am only capable of having 100% asian children anyway DAMMIT!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 08/19/09 12:24 AM
you will learn to like it !

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM Edited by Jess642 on Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM
Dead people Suck!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! He's the good one...it's the live one's you gotta watch out for... I have a whole list of responses when the snooty cousins ask what I am doing for work now.... Crash test dummy for apprentice gynocologists. Pole dancer Hooker and do I have a partner... Am a lesbian Having an affair with three married men have decided 20 year olds are the go I dislike funerals live mental family sucks...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:25 AM
you will learn to like it ! Only if you spit whip cream!!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM
Dear diary.......Im thinking of sexy sex again.... I just read that you keep everything private, and then you go say that. And now i gotta go puke. Back in a bit.. Back in a bit...or back for a bit??? IN a bit! You and Gypo can keep your horniness away from me! GAWD!!!!!!!!!! I am not horny....I am attempting diversion tactics so I don't have to pack and stuff to go to a lunatic family funeral!!!!!!!!! ah ok, sorry. Just keep Gypsy away from me then, we dont need another funeral around here!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM
Oh crap!!! Muriel??? Is that you???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 12:27 AM
Dead people Suck!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! He's the good one...it's the live one's you gotta watch out for... I have a whole list of responses when the snooty cousins ask what I am doing for work now.... Crash test dummy for apprentice gynocologists. Pole dancer Hooker and do I have a partner... Am a lesbian Having an affair with three married men have decided 20 year olds are the go I dislike funerals live mental family sucks... Ya I went to a funeral in june. Yes........the rich snobby cousins all asking me QUESTIONS!!! I couldnt wait to get out of there!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 08/19/09 12:28 AM
Oh crap!!! Muriel??? Is that you??? yup, shes back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!