Could we be the Pork and Beings?

Joe why cant you just sing to us?

LOL! Can you believe I am the world's worst singer?

(however I can write pretty good lyrics.)

I know Elvis songs!

Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love

Hold me close, hold me tight
Make me thrill with delight
Let me know where I stand from the start
I want you, I need you, I love you
With all my heart

Evry time that youre near
All my cares disappear
Darling, youre all that Im living for
I want you, I need you, I love you
More and more

I thought I could live without romance
Until you came to me
But now I know that
I will go on loving you eternally

Wont you please be my own?
Never leave me alone
cause I die evry time were apart
I want you, I need you, I love you
With all my heart

Ray Charles and I wrote this one.

Well, i've got a woman
Way cross town
She's good to me oh, yeah
Say. i've got a woman
Way cross town
She's good to me oh, yeah

She's here in the morning,
Loving me
Yeah, she's a kind of friend to me

She says she love me early in the morning
Just for me
Oh, yeah you know she loves me
Oh, naturally

She's there to love me both day and night
No groans or fusses, treats me right
Never running in the street
Loving me alone
She knows a woman's place is around home at night

Well, she's my baby
And i'm her loving pig

<sigh> - There's something about a dark haired southern boy!


Oops...got carried away and forgot to phrase it as a question, so:

Who doesn't love a dark haired southern boy?

I dont believe that am I suppose to ??

Can you believe I just wrote the last word?

I gave a letter to the postman,
He put it his sack.
Bright in early next morning,
He brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lovers spat
I write Im sorry but my letter keeps coming back.

So then I dropped it in the mailbox
And sent it special d.
Bright in early next morning
It came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such person, no such so.

This time Im gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand.
And if it comes back the very next day
Then Ill understand - the writing on it

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.

Well, sometime a single word is GENIUS, right?

Are the women getting serenaded???

Are we still waiting ??

PATA! Are you joining us tonight? Hasn't it been too long since we had a ? with a ? and/or a Woo-Hoo party?

whats cooking tonight??

can we all just wear aprons??

Here's a song I wrote called Pork salad Annie

Some of you all never been down south too much...
I gonna tell you a little story, so youll understand where Im talking about
Down there we have a pig that grows out in the woods and the fields,
And it looks something like Elvis Presley.
Everybody calls it pork salad. now thats pork salad.
Used to know a girl that lived down there and
Shed go out in the evenings to pick a mess of it...
Carry it home and cook it for supper, cause thats about all they had to eat,
But they did all right.

Down in louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Pork salad annie
gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang
What a mean, vicious woman

Everyday before suppertime
Shed go down by the truck patch
And pick her a mess of pork salad
And carry it home in a tote sack

Polk salad annie
gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
cause the mama was working on the chain-gang
Whoo, how wretched, dispiteful, straight-razor totin woman,
Lord have mercy.

Sock a little pork salad to him
Yeah, you know what, yeah, yeah

But daddy was a lazy and a no-count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealing watermelons out of my truck

For once pork salad annie
gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang

Sock a little pork salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention
You sock a little
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Chic a bon, chic a bon, chic a bon bon bon bon
Sock a little pork salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention
Sock a little pork salad to him
You know what meets a meal mention
Chinc, chinc, chinc, chin, ling, ling ling

Sexy aprons?

Well, its hard to be a gambler
Bettin on the number
That changes evry time
Well, you think youre gonna win
Think shes givin in
A strangers all you find
Yeah, its hard to figure out
What shes all about
That shes a woman through and through
Shes a complicated lady, so color my baby moody blue,

Oh, moody blue
Tell me am I gettin through
I keep hangin on
Try to learn the song
But I never do
Oh, moody blue,
Tell me who Im talkin to
Youre like the night and day
And its hard to say
Which one is you.

Well, when monday comes shes tuesday,
When tuesday comes shes wednesday,
Into another day again
Her personality unwinds
Just like a pen of swine
In a pool that never ends
Just when I think I know her well
Her emotions reveal,
Shes not the piggy that
I though I knew
Shes a complicated lady, so color my baby piggy blue,

Oh, piggy blue
Tell me am I gettin through
I keep hangin on
Try to learn the song
But I never do
Oh, piggy blue,
Tell me who Im talkin to
Youre like the night and day
And its hard to say
Which piggy is you.

LOL! You should be very afraid, I think...I actually understand this joke and I'm a) Blonde and b) a Yankee.

Has the world shifted on it's axis tonight?

This is one of my favorites.

Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one ham
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a ham
Stand by your ham
Give him two buns to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your ham
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your ham
Stand by your ham
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your HAM